Wild Kingdom (Yahoo!)
Sep 24th, 2024 by Madeline Glass
It rarely gets better than this. While not outing dissidents or otherwise ratting on its customers, Yahoo! finds time to research the question to which we’re all aching to know the answer. Allyson writes and Yahoo! answers:
Dear Yahoo!:
Are some animals gay?
Allyson
San Mateo, CaliforniaDear Allyson:
The sexual orientation of animals is one topic we know little about. Dogs, for instance, have been known to take great interest in our legs, but whether that means ol’ Fido is gay, straight, or simply has a leg fetish, we can’t say. (more)
Seriously, people will be searching for proof that homosexuality is natural as long as there are other people on the quest to proove it’s unnatural.
Didn’t the Kinsey Institute cover all that? Could Yahoo! please stick to giving me sports stats and movie times?
‘Kay, thanks.