Looks like lovers who say “I wanna fuck you like an animal” now have a chance for a real demonstration.

Therein lies the concept of “Woo at the Zoo”, “Wild at Heart,” and “Jungle Love,” just a handful of the Valentine’s Day themed zoo tours popping up in locales like San Francisco, New York City, and Tampa. Couples dish out ducats for intimate group tours where they can witness animal action up close and personal. They also learn facts worthy of a Discovery channel special — for instance, did you know that manatees are known for their bisexual orgies? Puts most of us two-leggers to shame.

Hey, anything to liven up that tired old dinner-and-a-movie combo. But frankly, I’d be a little nervous if my sweetheart took me to see Zoo right afterwards.

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