“If we can’t live together anymore, can we still have sex occasionally for the blog?”

The year is yet young, but I’m hanging on to this as a Quotable Quote from 2007.

oops…

well, she left me.

Yep, there’s a good reason The Appointment was my last post… its because it was the last time we had sex. here’s what happened:

I was writing the last blog entry and Sandra walked through the room and caught the title of the blog over my shoulder… now here’s my first mistake… i hadn’t told her about the blog. She didn’t say anything at the time, but went and had a look at the blog after i went to bed that night. Needless to say, she wasn’t impressed. It caused a huge argument, which ended with me locked out of the house, and fishing most of my favourite clothes and DVDs out of the garbage bin.

I’ve tried to talk to her a number of times over the last few weeks in an attempt to smooth this over, and in a last ditch effort i wrote her a letter in which i asked “If we can’t live together anymore, can we still have sex occasionally for the blog?”

her reply: “we will never live together again, and no, we can not sleep together because I have already found someone else to sleep with, but that’s all I’m telling you because normal people don’t publicize their sex lives!”

so anyway, guess I’ll be deleting the blog soon…

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