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Historical Hysteria

During the 1800s women’s sexual arousal was seen as a disorder called hysteria and believe me it was no laughing manner.  First diagnosed in ancient Greece, the term hysteria means “womb furie” or “uterine displacement”.  Towards the end of the nineteenth century, due to the stigma regarding female sexuality, “hysteria” became an epidemic among white, middle‑classed women.  Passionate women or those sexually “voracious” who were not satisfied with the same old missionary position were most vulnerable to this dreaded malaise.

Although some of the cures were downright barbaric and awful, physicians began to catch-on, believing hysteria to be caused by sexual deprivation-Go Figure?  The new treatment included genital massage that encouraged the patient to reach “hysterical paroxysm” (orgasm), resulting in contractions and release of fluid from the vagina.  By the early 1900′s, however, the treatment of hysteria became too time-consuming for doctors to use the old hands-on “cure”, so a new technological miracle was invented: the vibrator.  Soon, women were able to purchase self-massagers from women’s magazines and mail order catalogues such as Sears and Roebuck, enabling them to find many practical uses (ahem) for them around the home.  Retailers marketed vibrators covertly as sexual devices with ads praising them for providing “30,000 thrilling, invigorating, penetrating, revitalizing penetrations per minute” so all “the pleasures of youth will throb within you.”-Libido Mag

Vibrators came in all shapes, sizes, and functions ranging from those powered by hand, foot or air pressure,  as well as those run by water turbines, gas engines, batteries and current from lamp sockets. “There were musical vibrators, counterweighted vibrators, vibratory forks, undulating wire coils called vibratiles, vibrators that hung from the ceiling, vibrators attached to tables, floor models on rollers and portable devices that fit in the palm of the hand.”-The History of Gynecology

Enter Hitachi Magic Wand

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It has been called the “Cadillac of vibrators” and has probably been hiding in great grandma’s closet since those by-gone hysterical days (well maybe not that long).  When it first appeared on the market in the 1970s it was promoted as a “medical device” and then hailed by Betty Dodson for bringing sensory-deprived women to orgasm.  Today the Hitachi is marketed as a “body massager for sore muscles,” and, while it could never be called sexy, it still remains the best-selling intimate personal vibrator available today.

So with all the sleek, sexy, whacky and wonderful sex toys on the market today from “pleasure objects” [my review] to pocket rockets, how does the antiquated Hitachi measure up?  I have to say, pretty damn well.  For some women (like me) it may be very intense.  I use it as a clitoral vibrator through my panties and even my sweatpants, as I don’t need that much power to reach orgasm.  I refer to the Hitachi as my “three-minute miracle”, because that is about how long it takes me to get off when using it.  And, when all you want is a quick release, the Hitachi is the one who will always get the job done fast.

For many women, it may be the only vibrator that will get them off.  This is very true of a good friend of mine and she swears by her Hitachi.  She has tried other vibes and they just don’t do the trick for her.  And, having a hard time reaching orgasm is not as uncommon as you might think.  According to Beverley Whipple in The Science of Orgasm an estimated 35-40 percent of women can’t reach climax at all.  Even more recently on Oprah, many women confessed the inability to have sexual pleasure or achieve orgasm.  Now, the Hitachi may not be the answer for every woman, but, it can certainly help get the party started and is a hell a lot more fun than medieval torture.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is the most powerful intimate massager I have ever tried.  I have used several other plug-in massagers [my review] as well as rechargeable ones [my review], none of which can match the power and intensity of the Hitachi.  The Hitachi has two speeds: Intense and Ultra Intense.  It is heavy, it plugs-in, is loud and not too pretty, but for the ultimate in vibrating intensity and dependability, the Hitachi is the Queen of female orgasms.  So, ladies, if you haven’t tried the Hitachi yet, it is time to step out of the dark ages, and get yourself the vibrator that your grandmother knew and loved, and find out what the hype is all about for yourself.  Vrooom!

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ideal Natural Contours Ideal Massager

The Natural Contours Ideal massager will not only relieve sore muscles, but it will give you delicious killer orgasms.  The vibrations were crazy intense and I nearly jumped out of my seat when I came, again and again.  It massages the whole vulva, which translates into intense, multiple orgasms.  I even ejaculated which I seldom do with clitoral stimulation alone.  First I used the Ideal with the G-Plus Attachment.  It didn’t take me long to have a G-spot orgasm gush with this simple but effective little tool.  Right afterward, I did something that I usually am way to sensitive to do, that is masturbate again, but this time only the clitoris.  So, I pulled off the G-Plus Attachment and used the massager head on my vulva and clitoris.  I don’t think I would have been able to climax again, so quickly, had it not been for the power of this massager.  I had the most intense, wicked orgasm that I have ever had, the second time as my pussy was still quaking from my G-spot orgasm.  I could feel the clitoral orgasm stretching down right to my g-spot and back again.

Many believe that the G-spot is only an extension of the clitoral structure, the part of the clitoris that stretches down around the vulva and deep into the vagina.  I certainly believe they are attached and could actually feel it.  And, it doesn’t matter how many orgasms you have experienced, your orgasms can become bigger, better and more intense as you experiment with different toys, and types of masturbation techniques.  I also attribute the power of this orgasm to the fact that I am doing kegels much more often, which is producing more powerful orgasms every week.  Try the Natural Contours Energie [my review] or Luna Beads [my review] if you want to take your kegels to a whole new level.

The Natural Contours Ideal is lightweight, very powerful, ergonomically shaped for both right and left handed people, has two speeds, features a flexible, comfortable head perfect for massaging all your erogenous zones, is cordless and fully rechargeable.  It actually runs for a long time without recharging it and the charge doesn’t seem to lessen if you haven’t used it for even a week.  The head and G-Plus Massager Attachment are phthalate and latex-free, and the attachment fits most ball head massager like the Hitachi Magic Wand and the Miracle Massager [my review]. The Ideal is now my new favorite toy.  I actually freak-out this week when I couldn’t find it after coming back from my trip to Montreal.  Luckily, it was just hidden under the couch after my partner did a bit of “house cleaning”.

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wevibe We Vibe Review

I have wanted to try the We-Vibe ever since it first came out.  Why?  Many reasons.  First of all the We-Vibe is an adult lifestyle luxury product designed and built in Canada by Standard Innovation Corp.  I’m all about promoting products close to home.  Maybe this isn’t the Canada Arm for the International Space Station, but a close enough?

Second, the We-Vibe is a very unique design.  Much like the G-Rock and Snugglepuss (my review) the We-Vibe is built in a U-shape for simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation.  One end (the smaller end) fits securely inside the vagina to hug the G-spot, while the other end form fits to the vulva and clitoris.  I have never had much luck with Rabbit Vibrators, so the We-Vibe design seemed to be a very clever and appropriate alternative to these.

One of the things I love the best about the We-Vibe is that it is rechargeable.  I am all about trying to lower my carbon footprint with green sex toys like the We-Vibe, so this is a bonus for me.  This vibe just plugs into the wall to recharge and away you go.  I also love the stylish case the We-Vibe comes in, much like a classy case for designer sunglasses that fits right in your purse.

The We-Vibe is made of high-end quality materials and covered in soft textured silicone that is ribbed for extra sensation.  It snuggled comfortably against my pussy and felt just divine.

The best thing about the We-Vibe is that you can use it for partner penetrative sex.  The We-Vibe is deceptively small, especially with all the images you see on the internet.  It is actually tiny and fits into the palm of your hand.  Amazingly, a penis (or strap-on dildo if you prefer) is able to penetrate and fuck you into ecstasy while the We-Vibe molds into place on your G-spot sending waves of vibration and bumping and grinding pleasure to your sweet orgasmic zone.  This is exactly what the We-Vibe is designed to do and is by far its best purpose.

The only thing I would like to see re-designed in the We-Vibe is the power of vibrations and the switch.  Although I found the G-spot side to be powerful and pleasurable, the clitoral side could be much more powerful in order to rock my world.  As a clitoral vibe, it tingled nicely, but never quite gave me the punch to put me over the edge.  The switch is hidden on one end of the vibe and is hard to push back and forth because it is small, and once you get going and all lubed up is very slippery.

All in all, the We-Vibe is a wonderful sex toy and a quality product.  I recommend it for couple sex and exploring G-spot stimulation.  It is much more advanced that most vibrators on the market and perfect for those who are bored with regular vibes and want to try something a bit different.  I liked it much better than the Snugglepuss although I have yet to try the G-Rock (review coming soon!)

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candle Lava Lotion Massage Candle

I love scented candles, especially when they function as a warming massage oil.  So when I had the opportunity to review Sunset Mountains Lava Lotion massage candle from Vibe Review, I was very pleased.  My massage candle came in Sandalwood Sage scent which is a nice mild, sensual scent, not overpowering at all.  The candle is scented with sandalwood, sage and rosemary essential oils which are a wonderful blend, as the sage and rosemary soften the sandalwood fragrance and give it a fresh aroma.

Most massage candles take about 20-30 minutes to melt down enough for use as a massage oil.  I lit mine while in the bath and enjoyed the soft fragrance while I soaked.  By the time I was finished, the candle had melted sufficiently to give my body a rub down.  I was experiencing pre-menstrual cramps, so decided to rub the warm oil all over my belly, breasts and thighs.  The oil felt so warm and wonderful as I rubbed it in, the scent soothing my mood.  The melting point of the oil is very low, and it never gets too hot, so can be poured directly from the tin onto the skin.  The oil itself is made of all natural vegan ingredients: Veggie Wax, Coconut oil, Olive Oil and fragrant essence oils and the company boasts that it does not test on animals.  The texture of the oil is medium and it absorbs well into the skin, leaving your body soft, gleaming and moisturized. Best of all was the soft subtle scent it left on my body that soon had me sleeping sound as a baby.

The package said that it could also be used cold, so the next day I removed some of the creamy wax and rubbed it into my hands which are so dry this time of year.  The wax almost melted on contact with the heat from my hands and turned into a thick oil that penetrated and moisturized.  You could also use this oil once melted to add it your bath for a fragrant, moisturizing experience.  I have used other massage candles before but was really impressed with the all natural vegetable ingredients in this candle which only enhanced it use as a massage oil.

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lelo gigi Lost on a Desert Island with Gigi Lelo Gigi

Oh, Lelo, I’m in love! Gigi is beautiful: so sleek, smooth, and elegant. I have tried a few Lelo pleasure objects now—the Lily and the Nea—and all of them are exquisite luxury vibrators made with women in mind. Nea and Lily are clitoral vibes, whereas Gigi is perfectly formed for wonderful G-spot stimulation.

Like all Lelo products, Gigi came in a sturdy, elegant gift box, complete with charger, a satin travel bag and user guide. Gigi charges in about two hours and then she’s good to go for several more. She has a slight curved body and an oval pleasure nodule on the end. Gigi is deceptively small (4.5″ insertable length), based on the images I’ve seen on the internet. This does nothing to take away from her function as a superb G-spot tool, however, as the G-spot is only 1″-2″ inside the vaginal opening. The top two-thirds of the Gigi are coated with a velvety soft silicone, with a silver band and ABS plastic handle below.

The controls are located on the ergonomically shaped handle featuring “+” and “-” power settings (on and off) as well as up and down directional settings to control speed and function of which there are seven. Gigi also features a safety lock for discreet travel. I have read some reviews where people had trouble hitting the buttons and switching speeds during use, which didn’t happen to me, but I can see how that could happen as the controls are located at the toy’s base.

Gigi’s vibrations are a sensual massage which feels so lush and organic against the G-spot. That is not to say that the vibrations are not strong however, for they resonate well through the pleasure nodule sending exquisite sensations through the entire region. Gigi is slight for easy insertion into even the tightest vaginas. Once inserted, it didn’t take long for Gigi to rock my world. Gigi felt amazing thrusting vigorously against my G-spot and quickly brought me to an impressive orgasm.

I later tried Gigi as a clitoral vibe as well, and she worked well for this, but her ultimate function is for G-spot bliss. Gigi comes with a one year manufacturer’s warranty from Lelo. I truly believe that one excellent vibrator is better than a dozen crappy ones, and therefore Gigi is more than worth the price of purchase. If ever lost on a desert island, Gigi is the one vibe I’d hope to be lost with. And, maybe a sexy mermaid.

mermaid Lost on a Desert Island with Gigi

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