“Craigslist Penis Photographer” featuring Bob Odenkirk
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In the spirit of better understanding this elusive member of the male anatomy, we bring you some of the most notorious phalluses in human history.
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John Holmes, John Wayne Bobbitt, etc.
Hey, where’s Milton Berle? or Porfirio Rubirosa?
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Junkbuzzed: sex, lies, and .jpgsScience …has shown us that there are three distinct types of sex-trolls plying their warez. Yahoos, Cheeseballs, and Douchebags – the holy trinity, the true McFuries of Craigslist posters.
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Dial S&M For Marnie | SpoutBlogWhat neither the feminists nor cinephiles seem to appreciate is that Marnie is one of the greatest bondage and discipline (B&D in sadomasochistic parlance) pics of all time.
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Not Looking For Love… In All the Right Places | Kasidie.com, the Swinger’s Lifestyle Magazine | June 2008“Most people, particularly those who aren’t in any relationships, don’t want to hear the truth. The truth is: I have many dates. I have lots of sex. I don’t want monogamy. My contentment puzzles and even threatens some people.”
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Double-Edged: My chest is home to a fatal disease and a great rack. – Nerve.com“I’d like to say that, spurred on by the prospect of an early death, I’ve made impressive headway into my lifetime sexual to-do list. I haven’t. “
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ABC News: Ballpark Balks at Lesbian Lip LockSirbrina Guerrero, 23, says she and her partner, who requested anonymity, were just “exchanging pecks,” not acting any differently than heterosexual couples at the game, when park officials told them to stop “making out” or leave the facility.
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Estrogen Applied To Human Penis Could Block Spread Of HIV, Study Suggeststopical oestrogen could help prevent HIV infection by blocking entry of the virus into the human penis.
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Sex Trade: Craigslist the “training wheels” of the online sex industry
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Modern Toilet Restaurant – Eat there and Feel like a Shit! « Omg OWNED!!$#%$$@! =p
Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he’s not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.
Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.
His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull’s penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.
The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 meters (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.
One species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, but that may soon be rectified since a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton have promised to donate their organs after death, according to certificates on display.
The American, 52-year-old Stan Underwood, supplied a written description of his penis — which he purportedly nick-named “Elmo” — for display alongside a life-size plastic mould of the member as well as his pledge to donate it.
Hjartarson said the Icelandic donor, a 93-year-old from nearby Akureyri, was a womanizer in his youth who thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame.
But vanity may make him rethink the offer.
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Masturbation Celebration: Happy Masturbation Month! (Yes, You Now Have An Official Excuse) (Fleshbot)…check out a few resources to help you experience National Masturbation Month to the fullest … not to mention the other eleven months of the year.
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Being Amber Rhea » R.I.P. Deborah Jeane PalfreyBound, Not Gagged was started in the wake of the original breaking of the “DC Madam scandalâ€â€¦ and that is where I will be turning for information and updates. And I think now is a fitting time to revisit the words on their page, “Why a Blog for Se
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Susan Kaiser Greenland: The DC Madam: She Took the Fall for Everyone – Living on The Huffington Postlet’s tax it, and let’s mind our own business. Failing that, why don’t we arrest a couple of the high level clients whose names keep popping up on these lists and send them to jail? Who knows, that might bring about a shift in public policy
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BBC NEWS | Magazine | When does kinky porn become illegal?A bill outlawing the possession of “extreme pornography” is set to become law next week. But many fear it has been rushed through and will criminalise innocent people with a harmless taste for unconventional sex.
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Fortunes From My Bedside Table: What Turns Me On MostI enjoy a lover that knows what they want. I want them most of all to want me. However, that can take many forms.
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In Which We Will Not Rest Until We See Your Balls On Mrs. Skin « This RecordingJason Segel’s penis’s appearance no less than four times during the running time of the near-screwball comedy blew the minds of critics and entertainment pseudo-newsies used to women flashing their ta-tas while their male counterparts’ nether region
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Welcome Sex | Control Tower – Mistress MatisseAssuming you’re correct about her motivations, her doing this doesn’t make her an evil woman per se, although I think it means she’s a bit immature and possibly manipulative… the best reason to fuck someone is because you’re sincerely hot for them, and
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The Funky Brown Chick at SXSW | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com | sex. dating. relationships.FBC interviews Zoe Margolis (Girl with a One Track Mind) at SXSW and see how many times they can say “sex” and “blogging.”
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Sexuality Happens: The Parking GarageI used my knee to open her legs even further, so she couldn’t get herself off the way she wanted. I wasn’t ready for that yet. I wanted to see more of her, learn more about her, bring her to the edge of ecstasy over and over.
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Junkbuzzed: sex, lies, and .jpgsWho do you hate more: the madam, or the whore?
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Pucker Up: The Princess and the Submissive by Tristan TaorminoThe short features Donna, most often a domme in her scenes, and Lorelei Lee, who more frequently takes the bottom or submissive role; the women are close friends and have worked together for several years.
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the changing of the seasons by sinclair : Sappho’s Girls BlogAnd me, I notice the girls: you’re everywhere. Seasons changing brings new fashion in a big city like mine, and I cannot help but to stare at the shift in shoes, in hemline, in neckline, in sleeve cuffs, in ankles.
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Bound, not Gagged Community Responds to the Loss of Deborah Jeane Palfrey « Bound, Not GaggedI know I’m not alone now in figuring out how to express my own sense of grief and frustration. Some deeply personal and astute posts have already come out of our community
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Her Master’s Voice? Apple’s Oddly Gendered Text-To-Speech Samples – Figleaf’s Real Adult SexSince I’m a relative newcomer to the Mac I followed the technology blogger’s advice and installed “Alex,” the newest, most natural-sounding voice and just started using it without fanfare.
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The Case of the Missing Mass Fetish – Figleaf’s Real Adult SexKind of interesting that, as Maines, and Greer, and others point out, our set of social blinders leads us to deny, as Freud and others did, that women have no repression-induced erotic/neurotic fetishes at all when it’s pretty clear society is constructed
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Art Fag City » Massive Links! Feminist Pop Culture Edition
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BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | ‘Sex pest’ seal attacks penguinAn Antarctic fur seal has been observed trying to have sex with a king penguin.
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How to Date Four Women at Once « Dad’s HouseI simply spent time planning and doing fun activities with whoever was available. Forget The Rules and The Game. I called whichever of them I was in the mood to see, whenever I liked, for whatever activity struck my fancy.
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Coding Horror: Behold WordPress, Destroyer of CPUsA default WordPress install will query the database twenty times every time you refresh the page, even if not one single element on that page has changed. Doesn’t that strike you as a bad idea? Maybe even, dare I say it, sloppy programming?
