milkmaid dildo

milkmaid02 Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms 2.0

A few weeks ago I reviewed the Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms [my review].  You can read more about the construction of the toy there.  In that review, however, I stated that I didn’t use the dildo because I considered it a “beautiful work of art”.  A few people though that was a lame excuse not to use a dildo, so here I am back to tell you that I took it off my collectibles shelf and did use it.

This is how it felt.

Like I suspected, the Milkmaid Dildo is perfect for temperature play.  It has a hollow body featuring a cork at the bottom so can be filled with hot water to warm.  I put it in the fridge for a few hours to make a cool treat for my hot pussy.  It’s been very hot and muggy lately, so the cooled off Milkmaid was exactly what my pussy craved.

The ceramic has a very similar feeling to that of glass, yet slightly (almost imperceptibly) different, which is impossible to articulate unless you’ve felt the difference yourself. The cool smoothness felt amazing inside me, each stroke like a long drink of cool water, yet solid and resistant.

It is a considerable dildo in length and a bit larger in girth than many.  So it really filled me up well, yet didn’t feel uncomfortable because of the smooth slick surface.  The girth was actually excellent to clench around, which would push it out, then I’d slide it back in, so my pussy was doing a lot of the work itself.  There is a slight curve at the tip of the dildo and it did work well for G-spot massage.  I used the dildo in unison with a clitoral vibe and experienced first a G-spot orgasm, then a few minutes later a clitoral and G-spot together.

So the Milkmaid Dildo is not only a “beautiful object d’art” but also a practical and wonderful feeling dildo as well.  If you love the feel of glass and ceramic dildos, the Milkmaid is sure to please.  And, once you are finished pleasuring yourself, you can put it up for display!

logo Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms 2.0

milkmaid02 Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms

I saw this lovely ceramic dildo a few months ago and just had to have one it is so beautiful.  It is the Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms a design-centric studio in the Netherlands that creates unique objects d-art.  This dildo (the only one Oooms makes) was commissioned by the Dutch souvenir projects as tongue-and-cheek keepsake that a tourist might bring home with them as a memento.  It features the “innocent” image of a milkmaid inspired by Johannes Vermeer famous painting “Het Melkmeisje” (The Milkmaid).  This Delftblue (Delfware) ceramic dildo is meant to be more of a show/conversation piece for your mantel rather than for practical use.  It comes with a small disclaimer saying it “should be considered as art objects with no specific function”, i.e.: that is sexual.

The Milkmaid dildo is hollow and has a cork at the bottom plugging the end, much like an old-fashioned salt shaker.  I immediately wondered why it was built this way and thought perhaps the dildo was supposed to be filled with hot water to warm it up for use.  So, I tried this and the ceramic did warm up nicely and the cork prevented it from leaking.  I didn’t use it this way though, as I didn’t want to keep water in such a beautiful work of art for long.  The hollowed out length of the dildo is large enough to insert a very slim vibrator, so you could potentially turn this into a vibrating dildo.  I didn’t have anything slim enough to try this out, as my Pocket Rocket was even too thick and I worried about damaging it with hard vibrating plastic.  Although it is not meant to be used as a dildo (then again neither are any of the novelty sex toys you can buy), this has a substantial length of 8.7 inches and a 1.4 inch girth.  So it is quite formidable, were you tempted to use it for other erotic purposes.  It is also smooth as glass and so wonderfully cool to the touch.

However, it is meant to be an art display object and is really too beautiful for actual use, so I’ve placed mine in my dining room for now with my antique salt and pepper shakers collection.  Somehow, it didn’t quite fit with my other collectible sex toys: Hello Kitty vibe [my review] and my Obama Dildo.  It is really in a class all its own.  It is such a unique and lovely object and is obviously a “must have” collector’s item for those who enjoy unusual and erotic works of art for display.

You can purchase the Milkmaid Dildo from Studio Oooms for yourself or an admirer of erotic art.  This item is sure to make a statement!