I saw this lovely ceramic dildo a few months ago and just had to have one it is so beautiful. It is the Milkmaid Dildo by Studio Oooms a design-centric studio in the Netherlands that creates unique objects d-art. This dildo (the only one Oooms makes) was commissioned by the Dutch souvenir projects as tongue-and-cheek keepsake that a tourist might bring home with them as a memento. It features the “innocent” image of a milkmaid inspired by Johannes Vermeer famous painting “Het Melkmeisje” (The Milkmaid). This Delftblue (Delfware) ceramic dildo is meant to be more of a show/conversation piece for your mantel rather than for practical use. It comes with a small disclaimer saying it “should be considered as art objects with no specific function”, i.e.: that is sexual.
The Milkmaid dildo is hollow and has a cork at the bottom plugging the end, much like an old-fashioned salt shaker. I immediately wondered why it was built this way and thought perhaps the dildo was supposed to be filled with hot water to warm it up for use. So, I tried this and the ceramic did warm up nicely and the cork prevented it from leaking. I didn’t use it this way though, as I didn’t want to keep water in such a beautiful work of art for long. The hollowed out length of the dildo is large enough to insert a very slim vibrator, so you could potentially turn this into a vibrating dildo. I didn’t have anything slim enough to try this out, as my Pocket Rocket was even too thick and I worried about damaging it with hard vibrating plastic. Although it is not meant to be used as a dildo (then again neither are any of the novelty sex toys you can buy), this has a substantial length of 8.7 inches and a 1.4 inch girth. So it is quite formidable, were you tempted to use it for other erotic purposes. It is also smooth as glass and so wonderfully cool to the touch.
However, it is meant to be an art display object and is really too beautiful for actual use, so I’ve placed mine in my dining room for now with my antique salt and pepper shakers collection. Somehow, it didn’t quite fit with my other collectible sex toys: Hello Kitty vibe [my review] and my Obama Dildo. It is really in a class all its own. It is such a unique and lovely object and is obviously a “must have” collector’s item for those who enjoy unusual and erotic works of art for display.
You can purchase the Milkmaid Dildo from Studio Oooms for yourself or an admirer of erotic art. This item is sure to make a statement!
