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Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts (2005)
Director: Ron Royster, Winky Tiki
Studio: VCA Pictures
Cast: Ashley Steel, Jade Star, James Deen, Justine Joli, Kyle Moore, Lacie Heart, Leah Luv, Marie Luv, Tyler Houston, Mika Tan

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With such a catchy title like “Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts”, the promise of sexy super heroines out to cure Viagra limpy dicks with their superpowers of seduction, and a retro “Austin Powers”-styled aesthetics, I had the feeling I was in for something a little bit different, and I was not disappointed. Atomic Vixens rocks! And here’s why.

All star cast of sexy alt girls including Jade Star, Justine Joli and Mika Tan. These girls are hot, know how to perform and are excellent in this film. Great film aesthetics including set design, costumes, hair and make-up is outstanding and sets the whole mis-en-scene into a believable faux retro atmosphere. Someone should have won an award for this. Groovy tunes and psycho-billy rock that sets an upbeat feel for the scenes, making them that much more fun to watch. A fairly silly, fun storyline using comic inserts between scenes and voice-over dialogue to move the scenes along. Excellent lighting, camera work/angles and exception quality of the DVD. Most important, are the hot sex scenes where the sexy vixens really shine.

Scene One with Jade Starr and Mika Tan is a pretty sexy girl-girl scene. The girls are uber sexy and hot (love the big hair), and there is some great double-dildo action at the end with a glass two-ended dildo. There is some interesting sushi eating at the beginning (not the kind you are thinking) which is something a bit different. Some great birds-eye-view shots of the scene from above as well as great angles and close-ups through-out the scene.

Scene Two with Justine Joli is the sexiest solo scene I have ever seen. She is a little sex kitten and smiles at the camera the whole time she is seducing you. She sucks her own feet and while I’m not into feet she is amazingly hot as she does this.  She is amazingly flexible and talented, doing some very unique contortions during her performance. I can’t get over how extremely fucking hot this scene is.

Lacie Heart and Ashley Steel are Fembots in a spacecraft when their communications goes on the blink. Again cool set and these two blondes with California tans are cute. They use this airbrush pen to diddle each other with which is unique. They have this great space-cadet glow going on and in the end enjoy swapping each other’s spit.

Tyler Houston and James Deen get in one in the back of a 50s double deuce convertible in a garage. The car is hot and their scene rocks. Tyler is an expert at giving head and doesn’t mind gagging quite a bit as she sucks him deep. Lots of spit sloppy dick sucking as she foams at the mouth. Tyler also has a nice natural looking body with super tits. Numerous interesting positions and a good overall scene.

In scene five we get our second solo scene with Marie Luv a foxy black girl with legs that go forever and a wicked booty. Her make-up is psychedelic and she masturbates in the bath-tub with the shower nozzle and soap day-glow body paint soap. Original.

Leah Luv (not related to Marie Luv) and Kyle Moore finish the film. Again, amazing set design and costumes. Leah Luv sucks cock well despite her braces. She looks barely legal with braces and pigtails and is pretty cute. Some good close-ups of the action and she does some anal as well.

This film is hot. If you like Austin Powers or the 007 films within a retro porn framework you’ll enjoy film. There is enough diversity for most people to like at least some of it, but especially those who like girl-girl and girl solo. It is kind-of bubblegum hardcore and the vixens are serious eye candy.  You can check out these and other porn flicks with instant access at Video On Demand SextoyTV.

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On My Dirty Knees (2009)
Studio: Vivid-alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Violet Skye, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Daniel

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I have seen many films by Eon McKai in the past including Art School Sluts, the Kill Girl Kill Series 1-3, Neu Wave Hookers and Girls Lie.  I understand what it is McKai is trying to do with his films, which is to subvert mainstream with his own altporn aesthetic, yet many of the afore mentioned are only window dressing for otherwise formulaic gonzo.  However, “On My Dirty Knees” starring Andy San Dimas is the film that McKai has been aspiring make and he does so fantastically.

The film is stylized as a DIY docu-porn and is a semi-biographical / mainly fictional tale of a beauty-school drop-out (Andy San Dimas) who fucks her way out of small town suburbia, using porn as her get-out-of-monotony-free card.  Most of the scenes feature Andy with two appearances by Violet Skye.  The sex is raw, grungy and seriously hot.

Scene 1- Andy San Dimas & Vin Vericose

Andy gets it on with real-life lover Vin Vericose as they enjoy a midnight make-out session in various locations including an overpass over a busy freeway and a behind-the-store parking lot. The lighting is harsh and has an edgy, voyeuristic feel which greatly enhances the scene.  Andy does a great job gobbling Vin’s massive cock like it is her only reason to live.  Vin picks her up easily and man-handles her waif-like body as if she were a doll, then he fucks her silly from behind.  The couple has intense natural chemistry together and their enthusiasm feels real.

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Scene 2- Violet Skye & Dane Cross

Violet Skye finds herself crashing reluctantly on her gauche geeky ex’s couch, Dane Cross.  Dane is hot in a shy, nerdy way and the awkward banter between the two set the scene, which builds up to a great amount of sexual tension and by the time they start making-out on the moth-eaten couch, I’m about ready to rip both their clothes off.  The sex is raunchy and I love their awkward groping like two virgins fumbling towards ecstasy.  The camera is shaky, hand-held and feels like a private home-movie adding to the docu-porn style of the scene.

Scene 3- Andy San Dimas & Alex Gonz

Next Andy shows up at a party wearing dark sunglasses in a very dark room, spreads her legs on a couch and lets Alex Gonz eat her out in front of a bunch of blasé girls who would rather watch cartoons on the TV.  The scene heats up as Andy and Alex take it into a sleazy bathroom and perform crazy positions while Andy screams bloody murder in a frantic fuck that is close to agony.  They end up drenched in sweat and then Andy gags on Alex’s cock while he chokes her which is pretty hot.  Gotta love sleazy bathrooms, furious sweaty fucking and a bit of nasty choking.  At least it seems that Andy does.

Violet Skye & Daniel

Violet’s claim to fame in the film is a Micro Fame Fucker with alt-porn star Daniel.  Daniel is super and he gives Violet a serious fucking.  Violet’s enthusiasm is a bit lacking, but the editing here features many jump-cuts, so it is hard to keep a perspective on continuity.

Andy San Dimas & Alec Knight

This scene is totally fucked.  It features Alec Knight doing a POV shoot with Andy in a creepy warehouse, as if she is auditioning for the lead role of “Dirty Filthy Trailer Trash Whores”.  Andy seems to be really high on Ecstasy or something and blabs non-stop which gets really weird as she takes dirty porn talk to a whole new level.  The camera-work is awesome and the edits cut from Alec’s POVs to McKai’s scene shots, making it feel very voyeuristic and gritty.  Despite Andy’s non-stop chatter, she is very sexy in this scene as she crawls around on the floor-on her dirty knees, of course.  She is a nasty little cock-sucking nymphet and plays it up well for the camera.  If you are into POV porn, you will probably like this scene a lot.

“On My Dirty Knees” is McKai’s best work by far.  I love the docu-porn, edgy style he uses that makes you feel like you are sneaking into a sleazy old stag-house to watch bad B-porn fuck flicks.  Andy San Dimas rocks as a wanna-be porn star who is fucking her way to the top of the alt-porn genre.  I look forward to more like this from both of them.

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