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I can stare at you all night and you won’t even notice
Still I can’t seem to look at you
I can stare at you all night and you won’t even notice

Put on gloves
The watch going
the phone rings off
In the car lurking
See me through the window and
you lay down on your bed

I can stare at you all night and you won’t even notice
Still I can’t seem to look at you
I can stare at you all night and you won’t even notice
(If I’m getting to you)

‘Cause I’m loose slide
a knife through
Back door locked bolt through
Sleeping softly, holding pillows
tightly in your arms
I sneak up without a sound
down the hall to your bedroom
Twist the knob stand above you
as you lay there in your bed

I can stare at you all night and you won’t even notice
Still I can’t seem to look at you
I can stare at you all night and you won’t even notice

I took off all your clothes
see all your face
until the pillow slightly saw you
or
into the pillow sllighty silent?
as you breathe gasping holding air tight like it’s your last
put my hand on your mouth
feel your lips on my fingers
smell your sweat
you’re looking lovely my possesion

Again. Shadows up
The watch going
phone rings off
Car lurking
See me through the window and
you lay down on your bed

I can stare at you all night and you won’t even notice

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The full version of the Agent Provateur short, made by Mike Figgis, featuring Kate Moss.

[via debauchette & Miss Cline's Parlor]

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Jackie Beat – Baby Got Front
Jackie Beat sings her version
in a video by Austin Young – 2007
“Jackie Beat is the greatest drag queen on earth!” – Roseanne Barr
jackiebeatrules.com
austinyoung.com
– September 20, 2007
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I love big cocks and I cannot lie…” Um, me too!

Children, this is a parody of this.

Jackie Beat’s web site.

[via the Good Vibrations blog]

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Funny outtakes from Lavalife commercial
This actor had a few problems delivering his lines.
– July 30, 2007
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The gorgeous Italian actor can’t quite pronounce the word. From the comments: “This explains why men can’t give women orgasms — they can’t even say the word!”

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Bearforce1 videoclip
Official Bearforce1 videoclip of their first single, Bearforce1
– July 25, 2007
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A boy band for my bear friends!

[via Jessica Gold Haralson]

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This video’s been on the Intertubes for a while, but knowing some of you, it hasn’t found your desktop through all the porn.

“When Filipino prisoners aren’t mopping up oil spills with their hair, they’re doing their patriotic duty of reenacting “Thriller” with the prison tranny.”

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"Thriller" (original upload)
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.
– July 17, 2007
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Remember that scene in 13 Going on 30 where Jennifer Garner does the Thriller dance? This is way crazier. Seriously. Dig the ponytail on the lady. Also, the dude in front looks like Yao Ming, right? Only, you know, much shorter.

Cue my Vincent Price cackle.

Thanks, Meg!

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500 Years of Female Portraits in Western Art, in about 2:50.

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An ad for Good Magazine, but you’ll get the stats on the porn industry. Speaking of YouTube, on the flight back to NYC, I sat next to a guy who was working on a presentation about rolling out YouTube internationally. Sir, get a privacy screen.

[via Marketing Whore]

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From Radar:

The video for “Heart-Shaped Glasses” features Manson and actress Evan Rachel Wood, a real-life couple since last fall. It begins with a lengthy sex sequence in which Wood, who is 19, reaches a loud climax (no word on whether that’s fake). There’s also a segment in which the starlet, dressed as Lolita, rubs her crotch while watching Manson perform onstage, and another in which she lies drenched in blood. (Interscope, which is releasing Manson’s new album, Eat Me, Drink Me, this summer, reportedly plans to release a toned-down edit of the video.

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[via Fleshbot]

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Beyonce’s newest video for her single “Green Light” is a fetish dream, with latex, ballet boots, and corsetry, oh my!

It’s truly a fetish-tastic offering from Ms. Knowles.

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