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As promised in my last post, this is the post in which I tell you how to make a full and complete backup of your porn Tumblr blog (or, really, any Tumblr). My goal for you is a set of files on your own hard drive that contains all the text and all the links and all the pictures (even the full-sized high-res click through ones) that you’ve got on your current Tumblr blog, all linked together in a way that you can open the site in your browser and browse through it just like you would online. This can be done. It’s not even very hard. And once you’ve got it done, you’ll have all the raw material you would need re-create your tumblr blog on some other hosting, if anything should happen to Tumblr or to your porn blog on Tumblr.

But why should you worry about that? Why might you need a Tumblr backup?

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August 5 Well Seasoned The Red Umbrella Diaries: Well Seasoned

Location: Happy Ending Lounge, 302 Broome St, NYC (Pink awning says “Xie He Health”)

Cost: 21 and up – FREE

STARRING Veronica Vera, Lauren Wissot, Chelsea G Summers, Michael Pollack, and E.V. Fleurima, aka Ckiara Rose
Hosted by Audacia Ray

15% of the bar tab supports PROS Network (Providers and Resources Offering Services to sex workers)

Performer details:

Veronica Vera’s multi-faceted career began with several years on Wall Street. Then she decided to earn an honest living as a sex journalist, porn star, erotic model, prostitutes’ rights activist. Her collaborations with artists include Robert Mapplethorpe. Veronica testified in Washington for freedom of expression. In 1992 she created the world’s first crossdressing academy, Miss Vera’s Finishing School for Boys Who Want to Be Girls and wrote the book of the same name. Her second book is Miss Vera’s Crossdress for Success. She continues to offer classes in higher heeled education at her NY academy and college campuses, fields offers from reality show producers and works on her memoir.

Lauren Wissot is a NYC-based, award-winning filmmaker and freelance film and theater critic whose work can be regularly read at “Filmmaker” magazine, Slant Magazine and Theater Online among other publications. Her erotic memoir Under My Master’s Wings, about her time spent as the personal slave to a gay-for-pay-stripper/porn star, is available from Random House sub-imprint Nexus Books. Currently, she’s looking for film and writing opportunities in Amsterdam since she plans to relocate to the city this fall. Please visit her blog www.beyondthegreendoor.blogspot.com.

In order to fund her Ph.D. habit, Chelsea G. Summers worked most of the go-go ’90s as a stripper. Later, she found herself uninspired to write her doctoral dissertation and thus she began writing her award-winning blog, pretty dumb things, in March 2005. Since then, Chelsea’s work has appeared in magazines like GQ and Penthouse and in multiple anthologies. She has been interviewed by the legendary Susie Bright for her Audible.com show “In Bed With Susie Bright,” and her work has been featured in fine online publications such as Filthy Gorgeous Things.com. Chelsea is currently working on any number of projects, when she isn’t suffering from paralyzing crises of confidence. Chelsea lives and sometimes writes in glamorous New York City.

Michael Pollack grew up in Huntington, Long Island and graduated from Huntington High School in 1964, and got his BA from Syracuse University in 1968. While attending Syracuse he was the business manager for the “unofficial alternative” school newspaper, The Promethean. Their largest advertiser was the Civic Follies Burlesque and hence he started my involvement with porn. After graduation Michael stayed in Syracuse and while managing the Civic, attended the forming of the Adult Film Association in Kansas City in 1969. He spent the 1970’s in porn; the 1980’s in the video business; and for the last 20 years he has been selling foreign language books to schools.

E.V. Fleurima, aka Ckiara Rose, is of French Haitian paternal heritage and Miskitu/Nicargauan and Sudanese maternal heritage. She is the author of Ckiara Song of Men Slaves, a poetic biography that tells the story of her life as a sensual dominant and sacred whore. http://ckiararose.com/

The PROS Network (Providers and Resources Offering Services to sex workers) is a coalition of sex workers, organizers, direct service providers, advocates, and media makers. We exist to collaborate on programs and campaigns around sex work-related issues in the New York metropolitan area. We work with people of all genders who, by choice, circumstance, or coercion, engage in sexual activities for money, food, shelter, clothing, drugs, or other survival needs. Grounded in principles of social justice and human rights, the PROS Network embraces a non-judgmental, harm reduction approach. Check them out on Facebook.

More info: http://www.redumbrellaproject.com/august-5-well-seasoned/

In my bedroom, I slip on my cock while she reapplies her lipstick. I pull her on top of me as I lay down on the bed and kiss her neck, her face. She gets breathless. Sucks in air as her mouth waters and tongue swells, I can see it, despite her lips already being darkened. I slide two fingers into her mouth, feel her tongue, push them just past the first knuckle so she can lick around the pads with her tongue. She closes her eyes and moans.

“Hmm, you like that?”

She moans a little. It’s not really a question I expect an answer to.

“Ready to get that lipstick all over my cock?” She looks up at me, gasps and her chest collapses a little, shuddering and giving in toward me. I grab her hair. Our lips are nearly touching. I run my fingers down her cheek and jaw and notice a smear of lipstick that must’ve been on them, from putting them in her mouth.

“Yes, ohhh,” she breathes softly. “I want to make you feel good.”

I lay back on the bed, hand in her hair, the other on her shoulder or arm or wrist. She positions her mouth over my cock. rings her fingers around the shaft slowly as she lets her mouth water, parts her lips, watches it in her hand as if it is getting bigger at her touch. I practically feel it quivering. Underneath, my clit swells and strains to feel her lips, to be swallowed in her mouth too.

When her lips finally touch it, it is always a revelation, always a surprise, how much I feel it, how much tenderness is in her light kisses, the soft soft pillows of her inner lips, her sweet wet mouth and tongue. She coos a little and I can’t help but to moan, she gulps down thick breaths of air when she pulls her mouth up and off, holds my cock her in her hand softly. Licks just the tip with her tongue.

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Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #50? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #52? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

  • Blogiversary blowout: oodles of sex toys Deadline: October 27, 2009 @ 11:59 p.m. PST.
  • They say it’s your birthday! November 8th @ midnight Central.
  • Happy Blogiversary to Me Contest! November 18th.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Liberator Axis by Nadia West
  • And when you’re not getting it on, you can use it as a back support as you sit up in bed. I think there’s many uses I can come up with for the axis, it’s just a question of creativity and time.

    Note: Not only do I think this review is wonderfully succinct and has a great comparison of the Axis and Wedge (something I’ve been wondering about) but I couldn’t help but love the suggestion above as I’m currently lounging against a Whirl and using a Ramp as a laptop table.

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

  • Fairy Mini Mini Wand by Epiphora
  • LELO Gigi by Undressed Reviews
  • Ophoria’s Finger Vibe by Domina Doll
  • Zen Tranquility Vibe by Domina Doll

Dildos

  • Tantus Sire by Darling Dove
  • Tentacle by True Pleasures
  • LELO Ella by Darling Dove
  • Double Head Fantasy Deluxe by Carrie Ann
  • Doc Johnson Large Big Stuff by Melen’s Rayne
  • Obama by Domina Doll

Toys for Cocks

  • Senso Pocket Gal by namelesschaos

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Boy Butter by Lucius Scribbens
  • Sliquid Organics O Gel by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • System JO Flavored Lube by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • Intimate Organics Energizing Body Souffle by Melen’s Rayne
  • Babeland Body Essentials Kit by Melen’s Rayne
  • Tantric Candle by Domina Doll
  • Babeland Natural Organic Lube and Pleasure Essentials Kit by Domina Doll
  • Flower Balm by Domina Doll
  • AloeCadabra Organic Lubricant by Sexorcism

BDSM/Fetish

  • Kookie Riding Crop by Melen’s Rayne
  • Kookie Riding Crop by Beautiful Dreamer
  • Spartacus Bell Clit Clamp by Curvaceous Dee

Adult Books/Games

  • A Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn by Toygirl
  • The Anal Sex Position Guide by Undressed Reviews
  • Truth or Dare: A Game of Passion by Melen’s Rayne

Adult Movies/Porn

  • Champion by Kyle Jones
  • My Sister’s Lover: A Tale of Interracial Love by J.D. Bauchery
  • From Dusk ‘Till Porn by FrzKey
  • Beef Jerky: Tim Collins by The Porn Librarian
  • NoFauxx Roulette – Scene 3 by J.D. Bauchery
  • Scary Sex Movie by FrzKey
  • Seven Minutes in Heaven: Coming Out by Domina Doll

Sex Furniture

  • Super Sheet by Red
  • Liberator Fascinator Throe by Sexorcism

Storage

  • Tunti Toybox by Joan Price

Lingerie

  • Naughty Nurse by Domina Doll

Miscellaneous

  • Stripteuse Kit by Shay
  • Fun Factory Smart Balls by Melen’s Rayne
  • P-Style by Essin’ Em
  • Silky Sheets Spring Rain by Melen’s Rayne

Pleasurists is a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days from bloggers all around the sex blogosphere. Did you miss Pleasurists #49? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #52? Submit it here before Sunday November 1st at 11:59pm PDT. Please re-post this list on your own blog if listed.

Note: these are reviews that were posted approximately on or between October 4th and October 18th, Pleasurists #51 will be coming out shortly.

Want to win some free swag? All you’ve got to do is enter.

  • Blogiversary blowout: oodles of sex toys Deadline: October 27, 2009 @ 11:59 p.m. PST.
  • They say it’s your birthday! November 8th @ midnight Central.
  • Happy Blogiversary to Me Contest! November 18th.

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Editor’s Pick

  • Tantus Alumina Pace by namelesschaos
  • [A]ll Alumina toys are composed of two sides (with an o-ring in the center) which unscrew allowing you to mix-and-match them with other Alumina toys. Get 2 or more Alumina toys and you can unleash your inner sex toy maker/mad scientist and create all short of mix and match options.

    Note: I really enjoy this review primarily because of the combination pictures of Pace, Flow, and Revolve. This is the best example that I’ve seen of how the Alumina line can be arranged with each other.

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

  • Babeland Buzz by Darling Dove
  • Mary Mermaid by Ginger Leigh
  • Lady Finger by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • Vibratex Thumbelina by Darling Dove
  • Candy-Stick by Sleeping Dreamer
  • Bendi Clitifier Exotic Butterfly by Eden Cafe
  • Naughty Diver by Darling Dove
  • California Exotics Power Stud by Alley
  • Lipstick Vibrator by Valyn
  • Fairy Mini Wand by Domina Doll

Dildos

  • Swirled G by Cinnamon
  • Bette by Beautiful Dreamer
  • Pure Wand by Carrie Ann
  • Tantus Eaze Probe by Valyn
  • Tantus Feeldoe Slim by cleofaye
  • Tentacle by Domina Doll
  • Alien Lover by Domina Doll

Anal Toys

  • Njoy Pfun Plug by Carrie Ann
  • Sensafirm Booty Balls by Wilhelmina Wang
  • Carnivale by Carnivalesq

Toys for Cocks

  • April Flores Voptuous Cyberskin Pussy by Tales from the Porn Store
  • Fleshlight STU Mouth by Tales from the Porn Store
  • Belladonna Love Doll by Tales from the Porn Store
  • Yumi Anime Doll by Tales from the Porn Store
  • Dr. Joels Stroking Power Pump by Red

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Coconut Orange Hathor Lickeurs Lubricant by True Pleasures
  • Intimate Organics Intense Clitoral Stimulating Gel by Darling Dove
  • Intimate Organics Adventure Fresh Anal Relaxing Spray by Darling Dove
  • Exotic Love Oil by Saraid
  • Babeland Body Essentials Kit by Sexorcism
  • Intimate Organics Hydra by Epiphora

BDSM/Fetish

  • Tantus Beginner Ball Gag by Nadia West
  • Fetish Fantasy Open Mouth Gag by Nadia West
  • “Slut” Wordband Collar by Mistress Kay
  • Leatherbeaten Bullhide Wrist Restraints by Alley

Adult Books

Adult Movies/Porn

Sex Furniture

  • The Love Seat Vibrator Cushion by Dangerous Lilly
  • Stashe Pillow by Sexorcism

Miscellaneous

  • P-Style by Wendy Blackheart
  • Sqweel by Essin’ Em
  • Sqweel by Joanna Cake
  • Sqweel by Domina Doll
  • Sqweel by Epiphora
  • G-Spotter Hitachi Attachment by Carnivalesq
  • P-Style by Carnivalesq
  • Phallic Fulfiller Attachment by Eliot Bodem
  • Fun Factory Smartballs Teneo Uno by Saraid
  • P-Style by Domina Doll
  • Glass Flower Ben Wa Balls by Domina Doll

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On to the reviews…

Editor’s Pick

  • Femblossom with heat by Carnivalesq
  • I really did not think I was going to like the heat feature. I thought it would be too hot, or that the heat just wouldn’t be my thing, or that the Emotional Bliss people were downright weird for making a heated vibrator. I’m so glad to tell you kind folks that I was dead wrong.

Vibrators

  • Comparing the Hitachi, Magic Massager & My Magic Massager by Dangerous Lilly
  • Comparing the Acuvibe, Acuvibe Mini & Ideal by Dangerous Lilly
  • Vibratex Starburst by Domina Doll
  • omG G-Spot stimulator by Valynn
  • LELO Liv by Eliot Bodem
  • The Cone by Domina Doll

Dildos

  • Candy Cane by True Pleasures
  • Jollies Original by Essin’ Em
  • Tantus Purr by The Duchess
  • Tantus Goddess by Miss KissThis

Anal Toys

  • Flexi Felix by Carnivalesq
  • Tantus B-Bomb by Laurel
  • Luxotiq Anal Plug by Carrie Ann
  • Tantus Ryder by Valynn
  • NobEssence Romp by Miss KissThis
  • Tristian Taormino’s Anniversary Edition Plug by Him & Her

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

  • Gun Oil H2O by Bill Turner
  • Bwarm Soy Massage Candle by Miss KissThis
  • Kama Sutra’s Treasures of the Sea & Bathing Gel by Domina Doll

BDSM/Fetish

  • Door Jam Cuffs by True Pleasures
  • Door Jam Cuffs by Beautiful Dreamer

Adult Books

  • Pleasure Bound: True Bondage Stories by Sarah Estrella

Adult Movies/Porn

  • Ashley and Kisha by Domina Doll
  • Nina Hartley’s Guide to Stripping for Your Partner by Carnivalesq
  • Pro-Ball Cheerleaders (Remastered Grindhouse Edition) by J.D. Bauchery
  • The Portal by FrzKey
  • Bella Loves Jenna by The Porn Librarian
  • The Pinch by J.D. Bauchery
  • Taboo Charming Mother Vol. 1-Unfulfilled Wife by FrzKey
  • Triple Play Solo Edition by Eliot Bodem
  • Hardcore Circus by Epiphora

Sex Furniture

  • Liberator Freestyle by Miss KissThis

Lingerie

  • Penthouse Signature Stretch Lace Panty by Sommer Marsden
  • Satin Chemise Set by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew

Miscellaneous

  • Liberator Fascinator Throe by Nadia
  • Burning Angel’s Spiked Duotone Balls by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew
  • Vibrating Velvet Harness by Epiphora

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