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Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia

by Domina Doll on 08/25/2024

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Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia (2009)
Studio- Hustler
Director- Will Ryder
Cast- Teagan Presley, Gina Lynn, Kris Slater, Aurora Snow, Alexis Love, Scotty Lyons, Emma Heart, Maya Gates, James Deen, Sienna West, Mikey Butders, Kacey Jordan, Daniel, Evan Stone

Porno spoofs are the biggest thing in the industry these days, and “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” (2009), the sequel to “Not the Bradys XXX” (2008)–the biggest selling film in all of porn—is hilarious.

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I don’t know if any of you are old enough to have watched the Brandy Bunch as a kid (1969-1974), but I was hooked on it.  NTB2 is a groovy tribute to the original series which has been sexed up for mainstream porn.  The set is amazing and looks just like the old Brady’s home, with all the punchy retro-colored outfits to match.

The cast is great, especially Aurora Snow as Jan, Teagan Presley as Marcia, and James Deen as Peter.  It was actually kind-of creepy watching it as the cast is so much like the originals, that… well, they all seem like goofy, underage teenagers.  Luckily, we know they are not, and the parody can be forgiven, since it is meant to be a comedy.

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Hottest scenes in the film include Jan (Aurora Snow) and girl-friend Alexis Love girl-girl scene who are later joined by Scott Lyons; Peter (James Deen) three-way with Emma Hart and Maya Gates; and Bobby (Mikey Butders) getting it on with the big-breasted neighborhood milf Sierra West.  Marcia (Teagan) and Evan Stone’s scene wraps it up, and is super hot. God Stone knows how to talk dirty and when he knocks Teagan off the bench as he comes, it is hilarious!

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This film made me laugh and laugh, which is normally hard to do.  I really loved it and highly recommend it to anyone who wants to watch a bit of light-hearted, retro-styled parody porn instead of the same-old boring scripts and usual old in-and-out mainstream sex.

Get “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia” at AdamEve.com

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Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts

by Domina Doll on 08/07/2024

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Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts (2005)
Director: Ron Royster, Winky Tiki
Studio: VCA Pictures
Cast: Ashley Steel, Jade Star, James Deen, Justine Joli, Kyle Moore, Lacie Heart, Leah Luv, Marie Luv, Tyler Houston, Mika Tan

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With such a catchy title like “Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts”, the promise of sexy super heroines out to cure Viagra limpy dicks with their superpowers of seduction, and a retro “Austin Powers”-styled aesthetics, I had the feeling I was in for something a little bit different, and I was not disappointed. Atomic Vixens rocks! And here’s why.

All star cast of sexy alt girls including Jade Star, Justine Joli and Mika Tan. These girls are hot, know how to perform and are excellent in this film. Great film aesthetics including set design, costumes, hair and make-up is outstanding and sets the whole mis-en-scene into a believable faux retro atmosphere. Someone should have won an award for this. Groovy tunes and psycho-billy rock that sets an upbeat feel for the scenes, making them that much more fun to watch. A fairly silly, fun storyline using comic inserts between scenes and voice-over dialogue to move the scenes along. Excellent lighting, camera work/angles and exception quality of the DVD. Most important, are the hot sex scenes where the sexy vixens really shine.

Scene One with Jade Starr and Mika Tan is a pretty sexy girl-girl scene. The girls are uber sexy and hot (love the big hair), and there is some great double-dildo action at the end with a glass two-ended dildo. There is some interesting sushi eating at the beginning (not the kind you are thinking) which is something a bit different. Some great birds-eye-view shots of the scene from above as well as great angles and close-ups through-out the scene.

Scene Two with Justine Joli is the sexiest solo scene I have ever seen. She is a little sex kitten and smiles at the camera the whole time she is seducing you. She sucks her own feet and while I’m not into feet she is amazingly hot as she does this.  She is amazingly flexible and talented, doing some very unique contortions during her performance. I can’t get over how extremely fucking hot this scene is.

Lacie Heart and Ashley Steel are Fembots in a spacecraft when their communications goes on the blink. Again cool set and these two blondes with California tans are cute. They use this airbrush pen to diddle each other with which is unique. They have this great space-cadet glow going on and in the end enjoy swapping each other’s spit.

Tyler Houston and James Deen get in one in the back of a 50s double deuce convertible in a garage. The car is hot and their scene rocks. Tyler is an expert at giving head and doesn’t mind gagging quite a bit as she sucks him deep. Lots of spit sloppy dick sucking as she foams at the mouth. Tyler also has a nice natural looking body with super tits. Numerous interesting positions and a good overall scene.

In scene five we get our second solo scene with Marie Luv a foxy black girl with legs that go forever and a wicked booty. Her make-up is psychedelic and she masturbates in the bath-tub with the shower nozzle and soap day-glow body paint soap. Original.

Leah Luv (not related to Marie Luv) and Kyle Moore finish the film. Again, amazing set design and costumes. Leah Luv sucks cock well despite her braces. She looks barely legal with braces and pigtails and is pretty cute. Some good close-ups of the action and she does some anal as well.

This film is hot. If you like Austin Powers or the 007 films within a retro porn framework you’ll enjoy film. There is enough diversity for most people to like at least some of it, but especially those who like girl-girl and girl solo. It is kind-of bubblegum hardcore and the vixens are serious eye candy.  You can check out these and other porn flicks with instant access at Video On Demand SextoyTV.

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This Aint Star Trek xxx

by Domina Doll on 07/24/2024

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This Aint Star Trek XXX (2009)
Studio: Hustler Video
Director: Axel Braun
Cast: Aurora Snow, Cheyne Collins, Codi Carmichael, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Jenna Haze, Nick Manning, Sasha Grey, Tony DeSergio

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TV parodies are the big thing these days in porn, with big companies producing retro porn TV show spoofs from the 70s and 80s like Happy Days, The Partridge Family, The Brady Bunch, Three’s Company, and Bewitched.  And, why not?  These porn spoofs are all the rage, because making fun of 70s and 80s pop culture is very amusing.

And, while I like all of the above, I must admit I am a die-hart Trekkie.  Ya, I love Captain Kirk and Spock (cool ears, I wonder what his cock looks like?) and all the groovy outfits and girls with big hair.  I’m not so weird like my brother and go to cons dressed up in character, although I admit I have been tempted.  But, I don’t think your measure of fan-hood needs to include dressing up in silly costumes in public.  I prefer to be a private cult devotee and masturbate to my fantasies.  In fact, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve masturbated to the idea of being gang-banged by the guys in Nex Gen…  But, that’s another story, and hopefully another porn spoof in the making.

In “This Aint Star Trek XXX” the crew has a mission “to boldly go where no cock has gone before.”  Sweet!  You can see right away how Star Trek was made to become a porn.  Unfortunately, they don’t seem to use all those nifty one-liners enough.  For instance, I’m sure something could have been done with “Bone’s boner” or “Spock’s cock”, but these and other opportunities never emerge.  Evan Stone hams it up quite a bit behind-the-scenes and if the director had of been paying attention, he should have added some of Stone’s adlibbed lines to the script.  Stone is the perfect Captain Kirk, to be sure and he even got his lovely locks shorn for the part, but I feel the direction was very “stiff” (and not in a good way) which held Stone and the other cast members back a lot.  The director, Axel Braun, seemed more concerned with getting the atmosphere and production quality right (which he does amazingly well) rather than the comedic aspects that could and should have been emphasized.  In all fairness, he didn’t write the script, and it is hard to write comedy.  Maybe they should have let Evan Stone write it?

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And, while “This Aint Star Trek” was a let down in that way, it excelled in every other department.  The cast is stellar and the sex rocks.  Stone is amazing as Kirk and has Shatner’s abrupt stuttering swagger down.  I really hope Shatner gets a chance to check out his performance.  Tony DeSergio is a pretty good Spock, even with his British accent.  Jenna Haze is the perfect cock-devouring alien love slave, and Sasha Grey makes for a sexy Vulcan undergoing “pon farr”, the Vulcan equivalent of unrepressed sexual passion.  Jada Fire is the hottest Uhura in her three-way with Stone and DeSergio, perhaps the best scene in the film (or a close runner up with Sasha Grey and Stone’s scene).  Nick Manning plays Khan and over-acts quite a bit, but it was somewhat appropriate to the role, I guess.

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This 2 set DVD also has “a blooper reel” and “behind-the-scenes” as well as three bonus scenes from other films featuring Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze and Aurora Snow.

Overall, I enjoyed “This Aint Star Trek” quite a bit and look forward to watching some of the other spoofs, like “Not The Bradys XXX” (review coming soon).  Although I was hoping for more comedy and silly dialogue, the sex was great, and I guess that is all you can ask for in mainstream porn these days.

Check out “This Aint Star Trek XXX” and other fun porn parodies at AdamEve.com, a great place to shop because they always throw in free DVDs and gifts with your purchase!

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On My Dirty Knees

by Domina Doll on 07/16/2024

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On My Dirty Knees (2009)
Studio: Vivid-alt
Director: Eon McKai
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Violet Skye, Vin Vericose, Dane Cross, Alex Gonz, Daniel

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I have seen many films by Eon McKai in the past including Art School Sluts, the Kill Girl Kill Series 1-3, Neu Wave Hookers and Girls Lie.  I understand what it is McKai is trying to do with his films, which is to subvert mainstream with his own altporn aesthetic, yet many of the afore mentioned are only window dressing for otherwise formulaic gonzo.  However, “On My Dirty Knees” starring Andy San Dimas is the film that McKai has been aspiring make and he does so fantastically.

The film is stylized as a DIY docu-porn and is a semi-biographical / mainly fictional tale of a beauty-school drop-out (Andy San Dimas) who fucks her way out of small town suburbia, using porn as her get-out-of-monotony-free card.  Most of the scenes feature Andy with two appearances by Violet Skye.  The sex is raw, grungy and seriously hot.

Scene 1- Andy San Dimas & Vin Vericose

Andy gets it on with real-life lover Vin Vericose as they enjoy a midnight make-out session in various locations including an overpass over a busy freeway and a behind-the-store parking lot. The lighting is harsh and has an edgy, voyeuristic feel which greatly enhances the scene.  Andy does a great job gobbling Vin’s massive cock like it is her only reason to live.  Vin picks her up easily and man-handles her waif-like body as if she were a doll, then he fucks her silly from behind.  The couple has intense natural chemistry together and their enthusiasm feels real.

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Scene 2- Violet Skye & Dane Cross

Violet Skye finds herself crashing reluctantly on her gauche geeky ex’s couch, Dane Cross.  Dane is hot in a shy, nerdy way and the awkward banter between the two set the scene, which builds up to a great amount of sexual tension and by the time they start making-out on the moth-eaten couch, I’m about ready to rip both their clothes off.  The sex is raunchy and I love their awkward groping like two virgins fumbling towards ecstasy.  The camera is shaky, hand-held and feels like a private home-movie adding to the docu-porn style of the scene.

Scene 3- Andy San Dimas & Alex Gonz

Next Andy shows up at a party wearing dark sunglasses in a very dark room, spreads her legs on a couch and lets Alex Gonz eat her out in front of a bunch of blasé girls who would rather watch cartoons on the TV.  The scene heats up as Andy and Alex take it into a sleazy bathroom and perform crazy positions while Andy screams bloody murder in a frantic fuck that is close to agony.  They end up drenched in sweat and then Andy gags on Alex’s cock while he chokes her which is pretty hot.  Gotta love sleazy bathrooms, furious sweaty fucking and a bit of nasty choking.  At least it seems that Andy does.

Violet Skye & Daniel

Violet’s claim to fame in the film is a Micro Fame Fucker with alt-porn star Daniel.  Daniel is super and he gives Violet a serious fucking.  Violet’s enthusiasm is a bit lacking, but the editing here features many jump-cuts, so it is hard to keep a perspective on continuity.

Andy San Dimas & Alec Knight

This scene is totally fucked.  It features Alec Knight doing a POV shoot with Andy in a creepy warehouse, as if she is auditioning for the lead role of “Dirty Filthy Trailer Trash Whores”.  Andy seems to be really high on Ecstasy or something and blabs non-stop which gets really weird as she takes dirty porn talk to a whole new level.  The camera-work is awesome and the edits cut from Alec’s POVs to McKai’s scene shots, making it feel very voyeuristic and gritty.  Despite Andy’s non-stop chatter, she is very sexy in this scene as she crawls around on the floor-on her dirty knees, of course.  She is a nasty little cock-sucking nymphet and plays it up well for the camera.  If you are into POV porn, you will probably like this scene a lot.

“On My Dirty Knees” is McKai’s best work by far.  I love the docu-porn, edgy style he uses that makes you feel like you are sneaking into a sleazy old stag-house to watch bad B-porn fuck flicks.  Andy San Dimas rocks as a wanna-be porn star who is fucking her way to the top of the alt-porn genre.  I look forward to more like this from both of them.

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You can get Eon McKai’s latest fuck flicks and Vivid Alts alt porn at Sextoy.com

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Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels

by Domina Doll on 07/12/2024

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Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels (2000)
Studio: S.I.R. Video / Fatale Media
Directors: Jackie Strano, Shar Rednour
Cast: C.C. Belle, Chester Drawers, Edrie, Jamie Ben-Azay, Nicole Katler, Veronica Savage, and Shar Rednour.

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“Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” is a double feature written, directed and produced by Shar Rednour and Jackie Strano, a lesbian couple from San Francisco who are actively involved in the sex industry through video production and spoken word performances.  This film was the first lesbian-produced porn to be recognized by mainstream porn and receive an award from AVN for “Best All-Girl Feature”.

“Hard Love” follows Jackie Strano, a butch dyke who is one half of a recently separately lesbian couple and her ex-lover, the seductive C.C. Bell.  The two wash away their sorrows by having raunchy sex with other women, but are still drawn to each other and end up having make-up / break-up sex together.  The sex is raw and authentic as the butches strap-on their dyke dicks featuring heady groping, sucking, fucking, anal sex and fisting.  While the argument scene has overly dramatic performances, the dykes are handsome as fuck and the femmes so sweet I could eat their brains (and pussies) like jam.

“How to Fuck in High Heels” is a mock behind-the-scenes performance piece, in which Shar Rednour recites her sound art on stage. This stage scene flashes back and forth as she demonstrates with “exceptional grace, skill and style” just how to fuck other sexy femmes in her many pairs of platforms, stilettos and come-fuck-me shoes.  Some seriously hot scenes ensue, packed full of hardcore lesbian action that is as real as lust can get.

If you love real dykes and femmes having genuine sex on film, you will love this film.  It is a great addition to my other much-loved lesbian films by Pink and White Productions, Bleu Productions and Blowfish Videos.  I look forward to seeing more of S.I.R. Video in the future.  Rock on!

You can get “Hard Love and How To Fuck In High Heels” at Babeland along with many other hot lesbian DVDs.


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