Nerve

I’m a straight girl, but drag kings turn me on. Does that make me bi?
It doesn’t make you bi. It makes you awesome.

How can I convince my girlfriend to try drag for me? She says she’d feel silly.
She shouldn’t feel silly — drag is a fantasy. I know kings that have been asked to go to bed with a couple because one of them wouldn’t try drag. Let her know if she won’t do it, someone else will.

It’s great that my boyfriend can go for hours, but sometimes I get bored. How long is a reasonable amount of time to have sex before telling him time’s up?
My girlfriend and I usually make love for two hours, but that’s a lot to some people. You should talk about your boredom outside the bedroom. Tell him what would make it more interesting to you. Call it constructive criticism.

My boyfriend loves going down on me, but I can’t seem to orgasm from it. Is that normal? Can I change that?
Not everybody can come from oral, but your boyfriend has a duty to try. Tell him to add penetration, add vibration and hang in there. When you’re going down on someone, you have to be a soldier.

I have this one particular fetish that a lot of people consider weird. How many times should I sleep with a girl before telling her about it?
Wait at least two months before busting it out. By then, you’ll have a bond that will make her more likely to indulge your fetish. If you try it two weeks in, she’ll probably be like, “Peace.”

Are crotchless panties hot or unsanitary?
Unsanitary, yet hot. Put them on right before you take them off.

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