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screamingoteas Screaming O by Intimate Teas

I get requests from product manufacturers frequently to do reviews.  However, I don’t review just anything.  A product has to be of good quality, safe material, and if it is something a bit different, then that always catches my eye.  So when Intimate Teas asked me if I’d like to review one of their aphrodisiac teas, Screaming O, I said “Sure, why not?”  I did check out their website first to make sure they were using natural ingredients and not chemical stimulants.  I was surprised to learn that their teas contain many herbs that have been reported to have aphrodisiac properties including peppermint, suma, and ginseng.

Peppermint is a stimulant and quickens functional activity of the tissues and cells giving more energy and is an aphrodisiac in large doses for both men and women.  It also improves concentration, relaxes muscles, and freshens breathe.-Nutritional Supplement Bible

Suma (or Brazilian Ginseng) reduces stress, fights fatigue, increases estrogen production, and enhances libido as a sexual stimulant.-Rain-Tree.com

Ginseng is used as a sexual tonic: if you are lethargic it can give you sexual energy and if you are tense it can help you relax.  It contains compounds that may have effects on your body resembling those of certain sex and adrenal hormones.  It does not act as an immediate sexual stimulant, but when taken long-term it can enhance your sexual vitality.–Acufinder.com

So do so-called aphrodisiacs work?  Many people use natural energy drinks with ginseng and ginkgo biloba to revive themselves through-out the workday.  Doctors will tell you there is no such thing as an aphrodisiac.  However, many others including herbalists claim that certain herbs and foods do have sexually stimulating properties.  Cherries, and other dark pigmented fruit, have been found to help with erectile dysfunction in men.  Cherries contain anthocyanin pigments which help improve circulation, and “reduce angiotensin and endothelin, both of which raise blood pressure and lower the nitric oxide needed for erections” much like Viagra does, but in a gentler way.-from Anthocyanins Against Erectile Dysfunction

I believe a natural substance can have libido enhancing properties, but what about Screaming O tea?

Screaming O tea has a mint aroma and flavor.  It is slightly bitter like most teas, but you can sweeten it with honey if you don’t like bitter teas.  The tea came in a very nice red tin with leopard-print stripes, so it’s a keeper.  Inside is a little red bag with 12 teabags.  Once you open the bag of tea the mint scent is very powerful, with a slightly spicy quality.  Just smelling it is rejuvenating.  The recommended dose is three cups of tea throughout the day before making love.  I actually only had to drink 1 1/2 cups before I started feeling the effects.

I drank the tea in the afternoon when my natural energy level was low.  I noticed I started feeling a bit of tingling excitement in my stomach, became more alert, and felt much more energetic.  My partner was away on a business trip so I had to suffice with solo sex, which was fine since I had a new toy to review as well, the Rock Chick from Vibrator.com (review next week).

Intimate teas claim that the Screaming O tea will intensify orgasms, so I was eager to test this claim out.  Well, I did have an exquisitely fabulous session and the orgasm was indeed powerful.  It took longer to build up to the peak and when I did orgasm it was a full body tension release, then the sense that I was floating away.  I really needed a good stress releaser like that this week, so thank you Screaming O.  I don’t know if it was the tea, but I haven’t felt this good after an orgasm for a while.  Later that evening, I felt the urge to masturbate again, and it has been a few months since I wanted to masturbate more than once a day.  Screaming O?  My libido?  I don’t know, but I was certainly more sexually aroused today than usual.  Intimate Teas prices are much higher than normal teas (comparatively to regular soft drinks versus energy drinks).  They say this is because the herbs are very potent and concentrated in their products.  Try Screaming O, or Intimate Teas other flavor Maple Cookie for yourself to see if it works.

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By Frederick Kaufman

. . .For the past several weeks, (Barbara) Nitke had been running porn films side by side with Food Network shows, studying the parallels. She had also been analyzing the in-house ads, like a recent one for the network’s “Chocolate Obsession Weekend,” which promised to “tantalize your tastebuds.” In this spot a gorgeous model pushes a chocolate strawberry past parted lips as she luxuriates in a bubblebath. The suds shot dissolves into Food Network superstar Emeril Lagasse, who shakes his “Essence”—a trademarked blend of salt, paprika, black pepper, granulated garlic, and onion powder—into a pan of frothing pink goo. The camera moves into the frying pan and stays there. “There’s something very visceral about watching the food,” said Nitke. “It’s very tissue-y. It’s hard not to think of flesh when you’re looking at these closeups.”

Like sex porn, gastroporn addresses the most basic human needs and functions, idealizing and degrading them at the same time. “You watch porn saying, Yes, I could do that,” explained Nitke. “You dream that you’re there, but you know you couldn’t. The guy you’re watching on the screen, his sex life is effortless. He didn’t have to negotiate, entertain her, take her out to dinner. He walked in with the pizza. She was waiting and eager and hot for him.”

Which reminded me of my conversation with Food Network programming VP Bob Tuschman. “We create this sensual, lush world, begging you to be drawn into it,” Tuschman had said. “It’s a beautifully idealized world. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that world?”

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Just in time for Halloween!

  • Pumpkin Dildo (Audacia first mentioned it here).
  • Double Penetration
  • Frottage Frumkin
  • Pumpkin Goo Pussy
  • Glove Love

Me, I’ll just be tying apples to a string, so the bloggers can bob for them, with their hands tied behind their backs. . .

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0688155901 1 Short story: The Great Passover Rebellion of 1963
With the news I’ve been reading this week about equal pay, and women dropping out of the work force, I offer up this story by writer Candida Korman about the working women who paved the way for us, and who got mad as hell and weren’t going to take it anymore:

“As far as I’m concerned feminism wasn’t about going out of the house to work, it was about getting respect for the work we were already doing. And, if possible, getting the promotions and raises and decision-making opportunities that men had. 1963 was the year that the Feminine Mystique was published.”

“Betty Freidan, right?”

“Yes. It was a very important book. Your mother was the first one to read it. She loaned it to my mother and then to me. We passed it on to other friends. We talked about it all the time. I was tired of the way my father favored your father over me. I was really tired of that. My Fred was dying and I was putting in late hours at work followed by trips to the hospital. I had two small children who kept asking about their father. I don’t think I slept more than five hours a week and when your grandmother sat me and your mother down to discuss the who would cook what for Passover, I exploded.

Candida (named for the G.B. Shaw heroine) is also a 2nd round finalist in Gather.com’s Chapter Writing Contest. Sort of like an ‘American Idol’ for publishing.

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‘Rufus Sings Judy’: Rufus Wainwright at the Olympia, Paris
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I can find any excuse to go to Paris. This time it was so Jefferson and I could hear Rufus Wainwright sing ‘Rufus Loves Judy’ at the legendary Olympia. Rufus had vocal problems (NO high notes and couldn’t adjust his tessitura to sing down an octave), but he was much more comfortable with the music. The Paris audience didn’t seem to know Judy Garland’s music and the great american songbook like the Carnegie Hall audience did, but they gave him a standing ovation. Lorna Luft (‘sa mere est Judy Garland’) got a solo encore, and knocked it out of the park.

We saw the erotic drawings show at the Rodin Museum, Montparnasse Cemetary and also the Sargeant/Sorolla show at the Petit Palais. And we ate, and ate, and ate. Now, I need a wheelbarrow for my belly!

Bonsoir sweeties, the jet lag has done me in.

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