Posted in Susie Bright, Chelsea Girl on Jul 24th, 2007
Susie Bright was in NY a few weeks ago, and interviewed Chelsea Girl. The podcast is here. It sounds fantastic. And I had forgotten about the origins of her blog.
And I’m meeting Susie this weekend at Blogher. Yay!
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…I want you to spank me, I say.
“What would you like me to spank you with?” He asks. “The new spanker? My hand? The flogger?”
It’s up to you, I say, and I lay prone on his bed, my bare ass raised on a dais of pillows; I imagine its good-natured spread like twin generous helpings […]
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The introductory post for this series.
Chelsea Gir’sl endowments include breasts that are fake and spectacular, and a vocabulary as capacious as her good-natured ass. She writes at pretty dumb things. And today is her two year blogday.
When did you start blogging?I started blogging almost exactly two years ago–my two year anniversary will be next […]
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…Which to me is just dumb-ass. Why, I wonder, does sex remain a bad thing when we have television commercials, golden-lit and Vaseline-washed, of silver-haired couples holding hands with the spark-spark glimmer of erotic light in their eyes? How can fucking continue to be a verboten topic in mainstream media when everything—everything—from Dr. Ruth to […]
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…There are hosts of reasons not to write a sex blog—reasons I’ve outlined here, and ones I’ve hinted at. You can—and probably will—be read by someone you don’t want to read your writing. You will experience the big fat Freudian fear/wish dynamic about readership, both hoping that people will read and being anxious when they […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Jan 16th, 2007
…And menstrual sex, the kind fueled by unbridled friskiness, makes these blank moments the best. My body a tripod of two knees and my left elbow, my right hand making busy tiny messy circles on my tiny messy clit, my boyfriend behind me, I feel the bedroom dissolve around me like an acid dream. The […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl, violet blue on Jan 10th, 2007
PBS’ Mark Glaser has a outstanding analysis about the erotic blogs that went missing in Google, has great quotes from Matt Sutts, violet blue and Danny Sullivan:
So what if a few sex blogs drop down in Google search results? The problem is that with so much power concentrated in one company, Google, one […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Jan 5th, 2007
As I’ve known for awhile now, Chelsea Girl has a serious blogstalker:
What I will not tolerate, however, is public venom. Last week, someone, who may or may not be the same person or persons writing the comments and emails above, chose to search me out and to out me in a slew of comments […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Dec 28th, 2006
Dear Google,
What happened? Where’s the love? You used to bring me flowers, you used to sing me love songs. You used to bring me traffic, at any rate.
At first I thought you were just busy. I know, it’s the holidays and you’ve got lots of parties to go to, lots of froogle gifts to pick […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Dec 13th, 2006
…We women get very little cultural latitude. It’s really no small wonder, then, why so many of us now are venerating the bad girl, perhaps more than ever. It’s really pretty overdetermined to be a good girl. You have to be so much to so many; you kind of have to wonder when you get […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Nov 15th, 2006
Chelsea Girl on aggressive body management:
One night rather late in my strip career, I was perched in the stool in the dressing room, resting my feet, trying not to look at the lines in my face and wonder what the hell I was doing there. Selena exited the bathroom stalls, dressed only in her g-string […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Oct 25th, 2006
The Secretariat
The secretary was bent over the desk with her skirt bunched up over her back and her panties pooled by her feet. Her breathing was strained and she tried to look at the wall clock by her left side, praying that her lateness wouldn’t be noticed. Her cheap rayon H&M blouse was pushed carelessly […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Oct 11th, 2006
It’s terribly tedious, I know. It’s like the way that PBS interrupts its compelling documentary about dolphins, narrated by the surprisingly unannoying Robin Williams, and just as you’re about to find out about the sex lives of our favorite sea mammals (which, parenthetically, is joyous, prolific and angst-free; dolphins are the models for the zipless […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Jul 20th, 2006
Yesterday, in response to my post “voraginous,” an entry wherein I detail the continuing adventures of me, my lover, my mouth and his cock, I received this comment:
I find myself, after appreciating how wonderful your writing is, hoping that your focus ultimately expands beyond the corporeal. I’m likely not representative of the lion’s share of […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on May 26th, 2006
It’s the last Friday of the month, and that means it’s time for T.A.E., Truly Awful Erotica. Last month we “enjoyed” a “dirty” “story.” This month, it’s something a bit deferent.See how much you can stand before you howl in agony…And if you want to play along, send me a link and I’ll add your […]
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Posted in sexbloggers, sexblogs, sexy, sex blogs, sugasm, kink, bloggers, bdsm, bondage, nude, skin, Chelsea Girl, erotica on Mar 12th, 2006
The best of the sex blogs by the bloggers who blog them, this time categorized. Posts are cut at D within each category because I learned the alphabet in Catholic school to keep things fair.
Posts with NSFW pics are in italics. Keep in mind […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Mar 8th, 2006
This is the story of being the girlmeat in a boybread sandwich.
During SlutFest 2004, that time period when I gave myself the all-access pass to unfettered carnality, I made a mental list of things I wanted to do. Near the top was being in a threesome with two men.
In the grand spirit of nothing exceeding […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Jan 24th, 2006
Let me take a moment to sing the praises of bathhouse-style fornication.
In our culture, we place a great emphasis on sex as part of a loving and stable relationship. In fact, we so privilege sex with someone we love over sex with someone we do not, or don’t as much, or don’t conventionally, or exclusively, […]
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Posted in Chelsea Girl on Dec 23rd, 2005
I want the world to be a happy, harmonious place. It’s not, but I like to think I can help it to be in my own small way. In this spirit of world peace and in this season of giving, I’d like to share with you my small knowledge of how to deep-throat a cock. […]
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