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Madeline Glass


I lit the candle as a joke, actually.

If you know me, you know how much I like the hot wax play (none as much as the extreme and awesome time I had with Lolita on my birthday back in February). I like the feeling of being captive by my wax wielder, prevented from escaping the drips and splats and raining ooze of melted wax. How it runs down my sides, into the hollow of my throat, and liquidly pours itself into the folds of my labia. The way it feels when layer upon layer of wax piles up, holding my body’s heat, keeping me still. I like the feeling of peeling the hardened wax from my body once it’s over; the way the cool air feels light and feathery on my skin, which feels like it’s just been born.

The thing about soy wax is that it melts at a lower temperature than paraffin, making the ladles of wax from Lolita’s fondue pot and paraffin candles much hotter and more likely to burn if she hadn’t known what she was doing. Soy wax can be poured/dripped/drizzled with much less concern (making the wax play, in my mind, far less fun and interesting), and can be massaged into the skin, making it nice for sensual massages, if you’re into that sort of thing.

So, when a recent package from Babeland was revealed to contain a small square box holding a Mojito Peppermint soy wax candle and a tiny box of +/- matches, the most I could muster was, “Aw, that’s so cute.” [click to continue…]

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It’s March Madness, Babyyyyyy!

Yes, I’m a college hoops fan. I read sports blogs probably more than I read sex blogs nowadays, truth be told. Occasionally the twain meet, as happened yesterday.

In jubilation, immediately following Selection Sunday, MJD over at The Dagger thought it’d be fun to make a list of the 2008 NCAA tournament all-porno name team.

It’s not that funny, but it sort of is. In that sophomoric, ridiculous way that makes you go, “That dude’s name is ‘Longar Longar.’ Tee-hee-hee.”

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0122sundance364big Isabella Rossellini Does Green Porno

 

 

Um.

Does Isabella Rossellini have an insect sex fetish? Probably not, but she sure likes talking about their mating habits. You know, for educational purposes. Check out the following:

 

 

PARK CITY, UTAH — Among the lurid tales of sex and violence that haunt the Sundance Film Festival screens, there are few more gruesome and titillating than those of Green Porno, a series of short films made by Isabella Rossellini and her Canadian collaborators.The films, in which Rossellini dresses up as bugs, worms and snails, and simultaneously describes and demonstrates their mating behaviour, start out mildly enough. The actress with the round, angelic movie-star face begins speaking directly to the camera: “If I were a dragon fly, I would have compound eyes … ”

An instant later, the compound eyes appear on her face. Soon, she’s describing and demonstrating how she would take her clasping organs and grab her female partner: “I would clean her vagina to make sure she would only have my babies …If I were a firefly, I would light up my ass at night and I would fly here and I would fly there …”

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Wow.

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Send me your interesting, your unusual, your mind-bendingly fabulous sexual positions!

I’m doing research (Really. No, really!) and I’d like to hear from readers about what unusual positions or locations you like for fucking. I’m really looking for out of the ordinary, so while I appreciate (and count as a fave) missionary fucking and standard cowgirl, I’m more interested in the others. You know the ones, when, in an inspired moment you shift into some twisted configuration and it feels so good, you wonder why nobody ever told you about it.

I want to hear it: the position as detailed as you can make it, and why you think it’s so awesome.

Maybe it makes you come for eight minutes straight. Maybe you like the sound your bodies make when they smack together. Maybe it makes use of furniture or appliances, I don’t know.

Email your favorites (No need to limit it to just one–go crazy!) to madeline.glass (at) gmail.com. You can be anonymous, that’s cool. Good? Good!

Go, get ‘em in quick. No time like the present.

Thanks, and now back to our regularly scheduled smut.

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pandamating Middlebear

Best headline ever:

Sexually Suspect Panda Gives Birth to Twins

Short version: Chinese vets thought the panda was a male (due to obvious penis and “male behavior”) and sent it off to mate with a female. No wild panda fucking, no baby pandas. The scientists decided, since pandas are very endangered, to try artificial insemination and when they went a-harvesting semen, discovered that, oops, “male” panda doesn’t have a penis. Hmm, maybe panda is really a lady panda, but she looks like she has a penis. Maybe it was a “little crocus” like Callie’s in Middlesex. Panda penises are, after all, only about 3 cm long.

Oops, guess what? Newly-discovered panda girl’s plumbing is out of place. Doctors operate to put ovaries where “normal” lady pandas have them.

Scientists then try putting previously-thought-male-or-hermaphroditic panda with a “normal” male and boom! Two little panda babies. No word on their plumbing.

Seriously, though, “sexually suspect?”

Thanks, CNN!

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So pretty.

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Justine Dream Test
Visual experiment with Justine Joli. Post production by Wes Townsend.

For audio credits, see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHzhpt…
– July 31, 2007
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This video’s been on the Intertubes for a while, but knowing some of you, it hasn’t found your desktop through all the porn.

“When Filipino prisoners aren’t mopping up oil spills with their hair, they’re doing their patriotic duty of reenacting “Thriller” with the prison tranny.”

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"Thriller" (original upload)
1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.
– July 17, 2007
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Remember that scene in 13 Going on 30 where Jennifer Garner does the Thriller dance? This is way crazier. Seriously. Dig the ponytail on the lady. Also, the dude in front looks like Yao Ming, right? Only, you know, much shorter.

Cue my Vincent Price cackle.

Thanks, Meg!

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Scenario: You’re eighteen (of course you are) and just had awesome sex with your girlfriend. Oops, the condom broke, or you didn’t use one or you tossed it off halfway through. Whatever; it’s happened to lots of us. You’re not sure what to do, and scared or embarrassed or whatever to go to the health clinic and ask someone.

No worries, man. Grab your mobile phone and send a text to SexInfo (sextextsf.org), a sexual health information site for teens in San Francisco. The site was created by the advisory board of ISIS (Internet Sexuality Information Services) and funded by the San Francisco Department of Public Health. You’ll get a response on your phone or PDA (in 160 characters, duh), giving you information and instructions on minimizing risks for yourself and your partners.

Give it a go: Send the message “sexinfo” to (917) 957-4280 on San Francisco MetroPCS phones or 61827 on all other cell phones to try it. Standard text messaging rates apply.

ISIS was founded in 2001 by Deb Levine, also the founder of Columbia University’s Go Ask Alice column, in order to use emerging Internet technology to further the reach of public health resources, specifically sexual health. The organization’s mission is to “provide leadership, innovation, educational resources and research in online sexual health promotion.” ISIS’s other sites include inSPOT.org, an anonymous way for people to inform their partners of STI exposure, and STDTest.org, where people can retrieve lab results of their STI screens.

Also, can I just say, big props to the City of San Francisco for hopping on board with Deb and her projects. I read about SexInfo a while ago (I think via Violet Blue, though searches of TinyNibbles, Fleshbot and Techyum yielded no results) and thought, “How awesome and geeky: harnessing the power of teh innernets to fight injustice, infections and misinformation!”

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spankviv Happy Birthday, Viviane!

And many more!

Now, hand me my strap.

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look8 1big Tee Shirts for Nasty Bitches (BoingBoing)

Ah, just in time for Motherfucker‘s Day!

Check out these awesome sweet tops by Nicole Locher, embroidered with flowers and filth including the ever-popular “Sorry, Darling, Good Girls Don’t Swallow” and “Will Fuck for Shoes.”

So innocent! So slutty!

The way I see it, if you’re going to wear clothes, they may as well be pretty and girly, accented with profanity and a fuck-off attitude.

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You know, when you’re self-employed, you have to buy your own health insurance, contribute to your own retirement fund, and pay for your own porn. Most people don’t even consider to do what this (former) NYC employee did.

Dude, fraud much?

I fuckin’ love New York.

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Peep Show

by Madeline Glass on 03/09/2025

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peeps Peep Show
You always knew I was sweet and gooey and virtually imperishable, now here’s proof.

I’m on 25peeps.com

Go check it out, and click on my photo:

madeline Peep Show
The more clicks that photo gets, the longer this peep stays on the front page.

Come on, it’s dorky but fun and marshmallow-y good.

Just in time for Easter.

(Peeps image via Poplicks.com)

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 Fat Tuesday Freebies
Tuesday, February 20 is Pancake Day!
Shrove Tuesday!
Fat Tuesday!
Mardi Gras!

And the International House of Pancakes is giving everyone a short stack between the hours of 7 AM and 10 PM. Go, eat pancakes, buy bacon and help IHOP raise money for children’s hospitals.

Just please don’t try to score any beads; this is a family restaurant.

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From my inbox this morning, a missive from Planned Parenthood Federation of America, whom I support and to whose services I’ve had the privilege of availing myself:

Since George W. Bush made the indefensible decision to put anti-birth control, anti-sex ed Eric Keroack in charge of the nation’s family planning program, Planned Parenthood has gathered more than 116,000 petitions protesting the appointment.

Unbelievably, the man now in charge of America’s family planning program spent years as medical director of a group that thinks birth control is “demeaning to women.” Now, we’ve got to make it clear that we won’t let Keroack, Bush, or anyone else stand in the way of our efforts to safeguard and expand access to birth control and family planning.

On the first day of the new Congress,Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV), along with Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY), Barack Obama (D-IL), and others, introduced the vitally important Prevention First Act (S.21). Passing this legislation is a key part of Planned Parenthood’s 2007 Prevention First agenda. We’re pressing Congress to fully fund family planning services, increase access to services through Medicaid, and protect teens with real sex education. Join Planned Parenthood in working with Congress on this commonsense health care legislation.

The time is ripe to make a significant change in the United States’ legislation of women’s health and family planning. You can read the actual bill here and be blown away by Section 2.

If you care about birth control, choice and women’s access to health care, please take a minute and complete Planned Parenthood’s form, which will send a letter supporting the Prevention First Act in your name to both your senators. It’s an easy, free way to show your support.

Thanks,
Madeline

See also:
Planned Parenthood Federation of America
International Women’s Health Coalition

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Andrew Blake HD

by Madeline Glass on 01/14/2025

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When I saw the story on AVN.com I gasped. I mean, come on, Andrew Blake in High Def? I’m sorry, Andrew Blake’s films in HD? And a new website to go with?

What’s there to think about? Sign me up.

Read my SugarClick guest review of AndrewBlake.com from last summer and you’ll see what I’m talking about. His DVDs are already top shelf in production and eroticism, so the prospect of Andrew filming and providing video-on-demand in HD makes my knees a bit weak.

Blake’s very excited about launching AndrewBlakeHD.com, where you’ll get direct access to downloads in standard 720p resolution or HD 1080p (that’s darn good, bitches).

Because, I’m telling you right now, the idea of watching Valentina getting fucked and choked is just the way I’d like to spend a stormy January afternoon.

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$3.99 for this? Duh.

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