Audacia Ray

The Wet Spots are a fantastic duo from Canada. From their website:

Picture a husband and wife team from the golden age of comedy. Now picture them singing sweetly about threesomes and taking it in the ass.

Internationally acclaimed cabaret duo The Wet Spots (Cass King and John Woods) write the most elegant songs about sex that you will ever hear.

The duo will be doing their first full-length public performance in NYC at the Zipper Factory on Sunday, July 27th at 8 pm and they’ve joined forces with Naked City for a contest!

Starting today, creative types are invited to write a new verse to a Wet Spots song called Public Service Announcement, which is about things that you should not put in your ass – check out the YouTube video of the Wet Spots performing Public Service Announcement so you can study up on the rhyme pattern.

The winning verse and entertaining runners-up, as judged by me and the Wet Spots, will be published here on Naked City on July 24th, and the winning verse will be used in the song at the Zipper Factory show, plus immortalized in a Naked City TV video of the performance.

The winner also receives two tickets to the July 27th Wet Spots show plus a bag of swag – a copy of my book Naked on the Internet, a dvd of my porno directorial debut The Bi Apple, and a Sex Nerds Know How to Do It tee shirt, plus some other sexy goodies.

The deadline for all entries is 11.59 pm on Tuesday, July 22nd.

You can leave your verse in the comments on the contest post on Naked City, or email it to nakedcity@villagevoicemedia.com.

Have at it!

[reposted from Craigslist - here is the original]

Reply to: job-629255516@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-03, 5:56PM EDT

Upstart Internet/publishing Company with major backing but minor bucks is looking for one very special person for one very interesting gig. This will be a weekly sex column, written first-person, from first hand experiences that, well, we’ll make you experience. What does that mean? It means the column’s not Q&A and we’re not looking for a Casanova. Instead, we want Jo Average who we can send out each week on a different sexual mission of sorts. You will come back and report earnestly and honestly. Was it scary to go to a dominatrix? Did you not have the balls to get waxed? Perhaps anticipating the threesome was more exciting than the actual affair. No stone will be left unturned…

Writing experience is not mandatory, but the ideal candidate will:
—Be the type who likes attention (this is, after all, the kind of job that if done right, leads to book deals and beyond).
—Be ready, willing, and able to throw themselves into whatever mischievous mayhem our editors dream up.
—Have a charming, self-deprecating way about them.
—Know what words like self-deprecating mean.
—And not have a problem with their picture appearing alongside stories of this nature.

NOTE: THIS IS NOT A FULL TIME JOB — more like a contract contributor — though it could potentially lead to more.

Resumes are not important, and compensation will be negotiated based on skill level (have you written for national newsstand print? We could probably up the word rate)… Instead, drop us line detailing why you’re the man for the job. Clips are always good if you’ve got them. Double bonus if they show off a not-so-formal style of writing some thing first person. Good luck and good day.

Sex Work 101 was inspired by conversations that happened during the Women, Action and the Media 2008 conference held in Cambridge, MA from March 28-30, 2008.

I gave a talk at WAM called Sex Workers and Media Representation (click to see notes for the workshop), and questions during and after the talk made me realize that many people are curious about the sex industry and want to support sex workers in their struggle for rights, but they have no idea where to start. This site is an attempt to fill that gap in public education in an approachable, easy to understand, and engaging way – it’s also the first public education project from Sex Work Awareness, a new non-profit in NYC founded by four $pread staff members. Sex Work 101 is meant to add to public knowledge about sex work and to encourage discussion about the issues sex workers face.

Participate in Sex Work 101! I’m looking for questions non-sex working people want answered and their perceptions of/thoughts about the industry, as well as posts from sex workers who want to share stories about their work (a day in the life, how I got into the industry, reposts from personal blogs, etc)

The official email for the site is ask[at]sexwork101.com but people can also email me at dacia[at]wakingvixen.com. I’d also love to hear from people who want to help with the site – writing posts, answering questions, etc.

Hey sex bloggers – put those posts about sexuality to work in support of a great causes, plus the opportunity to win awesome prizes.

April is National Sexual Assault Awareness and Prevention Month, and it’s a big month for the Rape and Incest National Network (RAINN). The organization’s goal is to raise enough money to be able to offer victims of sexual abuse, sexual assault and rape an online hotline offering counseling and assistance 24 hours a day, seven days a week. RAINN’s Chelsea Bowers, Kevin Apgar and Sexography author Carly Milne have banded together to launch a one-of-a-kind online fundraising event to help RAINN reach that goal… but they need your help! All you have to do is do what you already do – blog, but with a twist.

The Deal:
Carly’s book, Sexography, is both a tragic and comedic memoirs about her journey of sexual self-discovery. And now, it’s your turn to blog your own version of Sexography. Even if you’re not a “sex writer” per se, we want to encourage you to explore the comedy, fear, silliness, scariness, million-and-one emotions and million-and-one experiences that are mental, physical, emotional and spiritual, all of which make up the rich tapestry of sexuality. So if you want to write about how your dog watches you masturbate or how you can’t stand porn or about your first time or what you think of sex in the media and how it affects you personally, you should. What you write about is up to you, just as long as it falls under the “sexuality” header. Personal stories about survival are strongly encouraged.

For each Sexography blog entry you post, you’ll be soliciting donations for RAINN from the readers you entertain and engage with your commentary. But the best part? Not only will you be helping an incredible cause, but the bloggers who come in first, second and third place for most funds raised will nab fabulous prizes. Simply place a link to the RAINN Donation Page (https://donate.rainn.org – that “s” at the end of “http” is important!) either at the top or bottom of each GBBMC-related post. Also make sure to tell your readers to put “GBBMC2008″ and your name in the more information box when they donate. It’s the only way we’ll know that the donation was made because of what you wrote.

Also, since the contest period spans a month during which you can write as many or as few entries as you like, we will be awarding weekly prizes to the entries we deem to be “best” based on our personal judgments.

Tell them what they can win, Bob! (seriously, the prizes are sweet)

Remember – you only have until Sunday, March 30th to sign up as a blogger/fundraising sponsor! Sign up by e-mailing gbbmc2008[at]gmail.com. Please help us raise funds for an incredibly worthy charity and cause!

What You Need To Do:

* Sign up (if you’re from the United States of America and Canada).
* Place one of the two available GBBMC2008/Sexography/RAINN icons (at right, 150px wide, and above, 350 px wide) on your blog for the duration of the contest, April 1-30, 2008.
* Blog about sexuality as it relates to your life as many times as you like between April 1 and April 30, 2008.
* On each of these posts, link to the RAINN donation page.
* Make sure to tell people to reference the GBBMC2008 and include your name with their donation so you receive credit.
* If you’d like and know how, trackback to the original post about this on Kevin Apgar’s site so we and other visitors know where to find your posts and can read them as well.

Important Links:

* Sign Up Now (e-mail link) – gbbmc2008[at]gmail.com
* RAINN Donation Page
* Contest Prizes
* Full Contest Rules and Regulations
* GBBMC2008 Sponsors (please visit their sites)

About RAINN:
The Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network is the nation’s largest anti-sexual assault organization. RAINN operates the National Sexual Assault Hotline with a nationwide partnership of more than 1,100 local rape treatment hotlines, providing victims of sexual assault with free, confidential services around the clock. The hotline helped 137,039 sexual assault victims in 2005 and has helped more than one million since it began in 1994. RAINN’s goal is to expand its hotline services with the National Sexual Assault Online Hotline, which will be the nation’s first secure web-based hotline that provides live, secure and completely confidential help to victims 24/7 through an interface as intuitive as instant messaging. RAINN educates more than 120 million Americans each year about sexual assault. RAINN also publicizes the hotline’s free, confidential services; educates the public about sexual assault; and leads national efforts to improve services to victims and ensure that rapists are brought to justice. RAINN is the nation’s largest anti-sexual assault organization and has been ranked as one of America’s 100 Best Charities by Worth Magazine.

About Sexography:
By turns serious and playful, Sexography maps the coming of age, tragedy and rebirth of one woman’s sexual self. From “making out” with imaginary Hollywood stars in her closet (and getting busted) to coming to terms with abuse, assault and rape, from embracing her curiosity enough to become a sex toy tester to accepting and dealing with her tumultuous past, Carly Milne paints a brutally honest – and, at times, amusing – picture of what it’s like to learn about and experience sex in every sense of the word. From the earliest experiences in her childhood homes in Edmonton and Calgary, Alberta to present day Los Angeles, Milne guides readers through the sometimes troubled waters of female sexuality with a mixture of candidness and humor. Whether you’ve been through similar experiences or just know someone who has, Sexography will change your mind about why and how survivors survive.

Here’s my (old school Live Girl Review style!) review of Sexography:

From Lori Perkins’ blog Agent in the Middle:

“About a year and a half ago, I started looking for [writers of erotica for women] and I took on about ten of them hoping that my then-assistant would want to take them on under my supervision. When I offered her the gig, she told me she didn’t want to be an agent, explaning “you work too hard.” So I was stuck with ten new clients in addition to all my existing clients.

I’ve sold most of those writers’ work. But I have many other writers (from anthologies and the wonderful world of blogs) who I would like to work with, if I could only find the time.

Enter my Erotica Intern. She found me from both my blog and my reputation and wants to do nothing more than work with erotica writers.

So, if you have a memoir and/or a novel, or you have a short story track record and wonder if you can be developed into the long form, send me an email titled “erotica intern” and I’ll pass it on to her. Or if you know someone who should be writing their memoir and/or erotic novel.”

Read the full post and get her contact info on her blog.Â