Quite Possibly the Douchiest Douche Who Ever Douched
Oct 30th, 2025 by Jessica Gold Haralson
Hat tip to Jezebel for alerting me of the existence of Mike Cherico, a self-described “Edgy English Teacher” who blogs sex/dating for Glamour. Jezebel does a great job writing up his ignoramousness, so I’ll just copy-paste the highlights:
- First off, he accepts and embraces the nickname “Edgy English Teacher,” which, ew. Also, he hints that it’s because he likes the non-vanilla sex- which, please, a little spanking and light bondage does not make you edgy, dude (because I think we all know that that’s the extent of the man’s kinks).
- He also considers it edgy that he’s a dick to people, including his girlfriends. Being a dick doesn’t make you “edgy,” it makes you immature. And probably insecure.
- Also, no one legitimately edgy puts on a Boba Fett costume and poses with a bunch of dudes for Halloween.
- He takes pictures of himself with women he just met, and then puts one in a post when he talks about the other 2 girls he went out with that night. Classy.
- He posts pictures (and again) of the clothes that women leave at his place after fucking him.
- His ex’s friends call him “jerk boy.” This is never a good sign.
- He told a woman he loved her when he didn’t mean it and than explicitly took it back. Is he 12?
- Also, a week later he blogged that he’d decided they made better friends. Who wants to bet on whether he told her before he wrote it?
Question for Glamour: why serve up these asshole guys as examples of “modern dating” just to make women feel more insecure? OR is this… *shudder* normal d-bag behavior in the world of men?
Seriously, how does M.Cherico get that much pussy?
What do you think?
The comments to the post with the Boba Fett pics are great.
Wow. Wow!
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I feel as though we’re experiencing a douchebag epidemic. Unfortunately, the douchier douches usually lack self-awareness, so they never fully appreciate how repellent they really are.
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