Sweet Mother Of God
Sep 10th, 2025 by Mikey Mongol
I’ve been doing this sex-news blogging thing for a good while now, and the porn thing for even longer, and some of the items that I’ve seen in that time boggle the mind and defy any chance at rational description. Over time, you mostly lose the ability to be shocked, and you develop thick, heavy intellectual and emotional callouses.
Those callouses are why it’s extremely rare nowadays that, with mouth gaping and synapses firing at random, I am overwhelmed with that perverse and strangely satisfying mix of disgust and prurient amusement at something that I find on the internet. It’s memorable every time it happens: The first time I saw the Goatse man. That one midget gangbang video. The twin-transexual-dominatrices and their bizarre forklift/latex/ass-dart tableau. And now this.
Behold. The end times are surely nigh.
That’s disgusting! ;-D
Uh oh, should I admit to unicorn fantasies. But it’s the horn that gets me. I never picture the unicorn as having genitals because, well, they’re magical and don’t need them. The horn is extra magical, it remains hard but not pointy. Okay, I’ve said more than enough.