Vibrator Threatens Military Security
May 10th, 2025 by Mikey Mongol
Apparently the nation of Cyprus has banned a sex toy in the interests of national security. The remote-controlled vibrator allegedly operates on the same frequency as military communication systems.
Is it true? I don’t know. But it makes a damn good story.
Heheheh
Remind me never to go to Cyprus. They’d have to pry my vibrator out of my cold, dead hands.
Hump or death.
Her