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The Best of ‘The Best of Craigslist"
Apr 28th, 2025 by Viviane
About ‘The Best of Craigslist’
* Postings are nominated by craigslist readers, and are not necessarily endorsed by craigslist staff.
* Postings may be explicitly sexual, scatalogical, offensive, graphic, tasteless, and/or not funny
Does Your Human Need a Date, Too?
“I’m posting for my human, as she thinks this online dating thing is silly and won’t do it herself. But I think it could work.”
For the girls: So You’ve Decided You Want To Date A Houston Musician
“If your musician cheats on you, don’t stay with him. He will not change, he’ll just look for someone who makes him feel like a rockstar without all the jealousy and drama of a real relationship.”
Advice from an ER doctor to drug seekers
“The first rule is be nice to the nurses. They are underpaid, overworked, and have a lot more influence over your stay in the ER than you think. When you are tempted to treat them like shit because they are not the ones who write the rx, remember: I might write for you to get a shot of 2mg of dilaudid, but your behavior toward the nurses determines what percent of that
dilaudid is squirted onto the floor before you get your shot.”
Dear Males
“When I want a relationship I get all these perverts thinking its impressive & proper behavior to tell me how big their penis is within the first 5 minutes of meeting me.”