The Rich Fuck Better
Jan 31st, 2025 by Mikey Mongol
According to Fox News, the rich have better sex.
OK, maybe I buy that. I know that when I become obscenely wealthy, I’ll be able to afford nothing but the cleanest, most beautiful, most skilled prostitutes. In zero gravity. On my private space station. With sex toys carved out the bones of only the most endangered of endangered animals.
What I want to know is why this article is featured in the “Business” section of Fox’s website. I mean, not all sex is commercial.
Is it?