The Bikini Line Genie
Jan 21st, 2025 by Mikey Mongol
Ladies, did you ever think to yourself “Gee, I love shaving my pubic hair, but I wish that I could do it faster without shredding my extremely tender girl parts into an apocalyptic wasteland of really painful nicks and cuts!”? Well, if so, your prayers have been answered: Enter the Bikini Line Genie, a bit of cun(t)ningly constructed hypo-allergenic plastic that fits “between your labia majora to cover your more sensitive labia minora, clitoris and blocks off the vaginal opening so no foreign materials may enter” while you depilate.
Ten points to the first female Sex Carnival reader who emails me with a picture of this bad boy in action. Bonus points if you do it while wearing one of their tank tops.