Dildos MIA in TLA
Oct 18th, 2024 by Madeline Glass
Get this.
Thieves in Tel Aviv stole sex toys, stored in metal suitcases and sitting in the car of an Israeli sexologist. Police imagine that they were expecting to find something else:
The two metal cases stolen from Shelly Pasternak’s car on Friday resembled those used for expensive audio-visual equipment, but instead contained massage oils, dildos, whips, Chinese balls and handcuffs, as well as vibrators.
In all, the thieves made off with about $2 000 worth of sex toys, Pasternak said, adding that the most valuable item was an elaborate vibrating dildo that sells for $200.
Eroscillator, anyone?
Lucky punks.
wow. that is funny!
Who knew? Nicely ironic post.
Ken
Viviane,
Snicker. What a heist !!!
Happy Thursday !
Sincerely,
Anne Elizabeth
Um, Madeline, actually.
But thanks for reading!
oh man
is it wrong how funny i find this?
i mean i don’t have words for the level of funny
i wonder what a two hundred dollar vibrator is like for play…
*goes off into daze*