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Violet Blue: Open Source Sex
Club Kiss for that thoroughly modern vibe

Because I grew up in San Francisco, it makes perfect sense that I should be friends with an Elvis impersonator. Less so than Las Vegas, but it also makes even more sense that he met his girlfriend at an Elvis convention, because she’s an Elvis impersonator, too. Of course. And she happens to work at one of the largest, busiest online kinky sex toy stores in the world. This is a perfectly pervy San Francisco love story, except that they now live in Los Angeles.

But they came up to visit recently and asked me if there were any fun sex parties to go to. Here? Maybe. Maybe like ten on a weekend. But the trick, the hot Elvises (Elvii?) told me, was finding a party that would appeal to their sexual sensibilities, would include people their age, and wouldn’t be truly open to the public. It sounded to me like they wanted “Viva Las Vegas,” the Folsom Street Fair and “Eyes Wide Shut,” all in a single weekend. And as it turns out, you can get there from here. But only from here.

It is pretty weird that there are no links in the online version, but miss violet will educate them (No, we can’t do that - it’ll drive traffic away from our site! To which I ask, how many SF’ers read the New York Times online instead of the Chronicle.).

How auspicious is the timing of her debut?

Tomorrow is violet’s birthday! Happy birthday, violet! *MWAH*

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