Dear Ryan:

Although we have never met, I really owe you my most genuine thanks.

For the past six months, I have been involved with your former lover, Brigit. This has been the most wonderful period I can ever remember.

Like you, our relationship extends beyond the usual phone calls, text messages, e-mails, IMs, and thoroughly debauched cybersex.

I spent a lot of time with Brigit at the Fitzwilliam Hotel in Dublin this past March.

As you know firsthand, Brigit is an exquisite cocksucker. What man wouldn’t crave her oral talent? You know what I mean.

How can I begin to praise her first-rate cunt? She’s in a league all her own. Don’t you agree?

My cock simply could not get enough of Brigit’s hot, wet charms. I felt so passionate being inside her that I fucked Brigit for hours – without let up. In fact, I’m afraid I wore the poor girl out, and made her cunt quite sore.

Brigit’s femininity and sensual aptitude was simply heavenly. I took her from behind again and again, including her wonderfully tight ass.

Brigit has told me many times of how she performed fellatio on you – even in a car … and in a nearby Dublin neighborhood, no less. Of course I know all about how you fucked her – repeatedly.

While your technique was like an elegant backstroke in a shot glass, I want to thank you for making Brigit realize just how desirable she is to a man.

Thanks in part to you, she is wonderfully passionate and genuinely uninhibited, a first-class prize – if you ask me.

I hope you don’t mind this unorthodox communiqué, but you really did us both a lovely favor.

Best regards,
Holiday

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