….. I am making a porno movie. A real one, one that Adam & Eve is backing, one that I’m shooting here in New York City at the end of July, one that features boys doing boys, girls doing girls, strap-ons, and boys and girls doing each other, in all sorts of interesting combinations. Yeppers, it’s a bisexual feature movie (there’s even a plot!), and I’m hell damned excited about it. Ima gonna be a porno director.

Wild ride begin: now.

When I worked at the Museum of Sex, I did a lot of research on burlesque and I always found it hilarious when I’d run across these decadent advertisements for shows claiming “100 of the most beautiful girls in the world!” and at the very bottom of the ad, in small print, was another kind of ad: “wanted: 100 beautiful girls.” Well, I’m kinda doing that here – if you or anyone you know may be interested in doing it in my movie (especially if you are a bi dude), email me! I am especially looking for bisexual dudes who want to do it on camera.

Also: if anyone is interested in being my porno helper for the next two months, email me for details. I especially need help with pre-production details and you’ll get a good taste of the trials and tribulations of porno making. Locals preferred, but if you’re from elsewhere it’s still a possibility.