fuck valentine’s day

by Viviane on 02/14/2006

in sex

Are you single and look towards the day of Valentine’s Day with a sense of impending doom? Did your significant other dump you the day after this traditionally romantic occasion? Are you perpetually disgusted by the great marketing machine that advertises February 14th as the ultimate day to express your love and dedication? Or perhaps the thought of candy hearts that bear a taste resembling classroom chalk simply makes you gag. Take comfort in knowing that you’re not the only one that feels that way.

fuck valentine’s day

[via pretty dumb things]

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  • Viviane

    Gah. I detest these marketing driven holidays.

    I’m gonna go hole up with a bottle of bourbon and some Tony Comstock movies.

  • Alex

    Contrary to popular belief St V’s day was invented by Hallmark.

  • shyam

    Been a long time lurker on your blog, but never commented, but I absolutely love your blog. I get to read the best of the stuff that I like to read without having to put in any effort, thanks!

    What prompted me to comment though was the word verification I see, ‘fuykr’. Google is indeed evil!

  • laurent

    Viv
    I just wanted to say: Happy Valentines day. At least you have the entire cast of characters here thinking about you on this awfully commercial, yet lustful day. And there are times when you get my heart pumping.
    -laurent

  • Viviane

    Thank you, Codey. We’re getting a lot of love from the bloggy sphere today!

  • Viviane

    Thank you Laurent. How sweet of you to write today.

    Commercial, yes, lustful…no.

  • Bonnie

    Viv,

    On the other hand, what better excuse to get laid? N’est-ce pas?

  • Madeline Glass

    (madeline waxing philosophic)

    baby, it ain’t the date that matters, it’s the sentiment, and you give it in spades every day and that’s why i love you.

    you are a lovely person, a great friend and one smart motherfucker.

    And you know, if I had received a copy of Xana and Dax, I’d be poised to press “play” at the same moment, bourbon at the ready.

    Kisses to you, lips.
    m.

  • Viviane

    Bonnie, one can always gets laid. It’s the emotion that are between you and your partner that matter most, IMHO.

    Thank you, Madeline, darling. If only the sentiment were returned. Your DVDs are on their way to you.

  • Madeline Glass

    hey!

    that’s not what i meant! i mean, i didn’t mean to suggest that.. aw, fuck it.

  • Jefferson

    The drunks have it right when they sneer that Saint Patrick’s Day is for amateurs.

    Let Wal Mart sell all the little red bears they want.

    There are 364 other days to be concerned with.

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