Calendars, Posing nude in (A Librarian’s Guide to Etiquette)
Sep 28th, 2024 by Viviane
If you decide to pose nude, or even semi-nude, in a calendar in order to raise money for your library, please make sure that you are hot enough to pull this off. Though there will undoubtably be a debate about whether or not making this type of calendar will help or hurt the already pathetic image of librarians, the real discussion should center around why on earth such a fetish as the ’sexy librarian’ even exists in the first place. As a whole, we’re so not hot. Now, nurses, that’s a whole ‘nother story. Those sexy vinyl nurses outfits with the short skirts and the 6-inch platforms are hot! What a profession!!
Maybe the secret to hot librarian-dom then lies in the outfit.
Let me see…..short, short tartan skirt, black patent heels, strings of pearls to the belly, undone blouse with lots of black bra showing.
Oh, and horn-rimmed spectacles too.
Books anyone?
Wombat
Oh, the books I’d choose to pose with are:
D.H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover
Georges Bataille, Story of the Eye
Georges Nabakov, Lolita
It’s Banned Books week, all the more reason to read ‘em.
You were born for this, viviane.
Wombat
I think the librarian fetish could be due to a couple things:
1. They have an “Eve” appeal, offering knowledge to “Adam” behind an innocent guise.
2. They carry an air of conservatism that seems almost like a front, tight-buns and glasses hiding what really lies inside.
Of course, these are archetypical images and concepts, but the thought of one of these pinched ladies seducing a patron in a secluded book area remains a widespread fantasy. Most people enjoy surprises.
I assure you that the “sexy librarian” fetish has at least one follower. The combination of book knowledge, geekiness, and sexiness is the ultimate turn-on for bookworms like myself. Although, you are correct that there are very few librarians who can pull this off like yourself.