By Kelly Mills, Darci Ratliff, Jami Attenberg, Jen Hubley, and Katharine Davis
Sometimes the urge is irresistible: It’s a gnawing, grating, prickly feeling that we just can’t get rid of that thrusts us into situations that we’d otherwise be wary of in normal (read: SOBER) circumstances. However, these things happen and, well, sometimes a girl’s just gotta eat. We fully support a woman’s right to hump more so than most other websites and therefore we gave our Black Table ladies free reign to discuss their one-night stands in their not-so-glamorous-glory for all of the internet world to see. Lucky you!
Regardless, we’re sure these women are still pristine as new fallen snow. (At least, that’s what they tell their boyfriends.) However, on some occasions, well, they were not. Enjoy. Spank us later.
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Kelly Mills
For much of my life my philosophy of break ups has been ‘hair of the dog’: treat a broken heart with a little faux-love. This was the plan when I went back to Jeff’s (or whatever his name was) apartment, a week after a painful split from my boyfriend Dave. (more…)
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These are real bitches, sent in by real readers, about gay life’s little annoyances, and the big ones, too.
You know, everybody is light on their feet in outer space!
To the person who said there should be more Alan Turings in this world than Carson Kressleys: Alan Turing was a tortured soul who committed suicide. I’ll take a Carson any day.
To the guy who wants a place for men in their 30s and 40s to meet younger guys without competing with old trolls: Has it occurred to you maybe some of these younger guys think guys in their 30s and 40s are older trolls?
To all the 40-year-old guys who think it’s hot to get it on with my 19-year-old self: I don’t want someone my dad’s age.
If you have to pay someone to get into bed with you, maybe you should save up the money and spend it on lipo and plastic surgery instead.
Men who know they have STDs should abstain from sex and be content with masturbation at least until they can be cured, if possible, or stick to other people with known STDs. (more…)
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NEW YORK (Reuters) – A $2,000 (1,137 pounds) an hour prostitute known as New York’s No. 1 Escort pleaded not guilty on Thursday to charges of money laundering and prostitution that stemmed from her bragging in the media about her work.
Canadian Natalia McLennan, 25, sobbed uncontrollably in Manhattan Criminal Court after she was unable to post $50,000 bail and was taken away in handcuffs to jail.
The charges against McLennan came after she bragged in several interviews about her professional exploits, including posing provocatively for the cover of New York Magazine under the headline “N.Y.’s # 1 Escort Reveals All.”
In that interview, she told the magazine she generated revenues of $1.5 million annually and kept 45 percent of that sum in return for having sex with high-roller clients of NY Confidential, a swanky Moroccan-themed brothel in Manhattan.
McLennan showed up for her arraignment dressed in a skimpy mini-skirt, a see-through blouse and four-inch spike heels, and told the court she had no idea she would remain in custody after the hearing. She wailed as she was taken from the courtroom.
She will remain in jail pending her next hearing on Monday. She faces up to 15 years in prison if convicted.
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